X-Mas On The Isthmus
Terry Allen · Best Of The Sugar Hill Years [2007]
We're listless this Christmas
No Santa Claus
No wise men, no angels
No mistletoe trucks
No reindeer
No shepherds
We're shit out of luck
Ah, we hung all our stockings
On the palm trees with care
Stayed up all night
Still nothin' there
So we snorted some incense
And shot up some myrrh
Stayed up two more days
Just to make sure
Ah it's X-Mas on the Isthmus of Panama
It's hopeless, we're dopeless
No Santa Claus
No wise men, no angels
No mistletoe trucks
No reindeer, no shepherds
We're shit out of luck
Bethlehem, bethle-her, bethle-you
Bethle-me, mucho
Ah, there's something about X-Mas
That brings me to tears
Snowmen an chestnuts
An roastin' reindeers
That story from the Bible
God's only son
The immaculate injection
Ah, you know the one
Well, they wadn't from around here
They was Judean strangers
So they called up the front desk
"Let me speak to the manger"
There was horses, there was cows
There was sheep, there was pigs
Mary asked Joseph
"Hey who booked this gig?"
Ah, it's X-Mas on the Isthmus of Panama
We're shiftless, we're giftless
No Santa Claus
No wise men, no angels
No mistletoe trucks
No reindeer, no shepherds
We're shit out of luck
Bethlehem, bethle-her, bethle-you
Bethle-me, mucho
X-Mas On The Isthmus
Terry Allen's 'X-Mas On The Isthmus' stands as a distinctive song in his extensive discography, blending his signature funk and soul sensibilities with holiday themes. Recorded for the compilation 'Best Of The Sugar Hill Years [2007]', the track exemplifies Allen's ability to craft infectious grooves that transcend seasonal constraints. As a key figure in the New Orleans funk revival, Allen's work often features intricate brass arrangements and driving rhythms that define the regional sound of the late 20th century. This recording captures the essence of his live performance style, showcasing a musical approach that honors the traditions of the genre while maintaining a contemporary edge. The song serves as a testament to his prolific output and enduring influence within the funk and soul communities, offering listeners a vibrant example of his catalog's depth and variety.