Dog Food
Five Iron Frenzy · Cheeses... [2003]
When I was young, in the good old days on the farm
All I ate was dog food
All the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed
Chorus
Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel
Dog food! On some bread with a pickle
Dog food! Guarunteed to drive you hunger away
Dog food! Keeps a horse employed
Dog food! Good for girls and boys
Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli
Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow
Because my mom's on probation
Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out
Nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration
Chorus
Alpo! Kibble! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupbone! Horse meat! Yeah!
Chorus
All I ate was dog food
All the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed
Chorus
Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel
Dog food! On some bread with a pickle
Dog food! Guarunteed to drive you hunger away
Dog food! Keeps a horse employed
Dog food! Good for girls and boys
Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli
Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow
Because my mom's on probation
Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out
Nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration
Chorus
Alpo! Kibble! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupbone! Horse meat! Yeah!
Chorus
Dog Food
Dog Food stands as a vibrant example of Five Iron Frenzy's energetic approach to Christian rock. Released on the 2003 compilation Cheeses, the track showcases the band's signature blend of punk rock intensity and melodic sensibilities. Known for their dynamic live performances and eclectic songwriting, the group often explored themes of faith and everyday life with a distinct sense of humor. This recording captures their ability to craft catchy, high-energy anthems that resonated with fans of the genre during the early 2000s. The song remains a notable song in their discography, reflecting the band's commitment to creating accessible yet spirited music that defined their era.

