What Can You Do With A General

Irving Berlin · Other Songs - Irving Berlin

When the war was over, why, there were jobs galore

For the G.I. Josephs who were in the war

But for generals things were not so grand

And it's not so hard to understand



What can you do with a general

When he stops being a general?

Oh, what can you do with a general who retires?

Who's got a job for a general

When he stops being a general?

They all get a job but a general no one hires



They fill his chest with medals while he's across the foam

And they spread the crimson carpet when he comes marching home

The next day someone hollers when he comes into view

"Here comes the general" and they all say "General who?"



They're delighted that he came

But they can't recall his name

Nobody thinks of assigning him

When they stop wining and dining him

It seems this country never has enjoyed

So many one and two and three and four star generals

Unemployed

What Can You Do With A General

Irving Berlin stands as one of the most enduring figures in American musical theater and popular song. His catalog spans decades, defining the sound of Broadway and Hollywood with witty, accessible melodies. This particular recording highlights his knack for capturing the humor and absurdity of everyday life through music. Berlin's work often blends sentimental charm with sharp social observation, creating songs that resonate across generations. While many of his compositions are associated with specific film scores or stage productions, this piece exemplifies his broader contribution to the genre. It reflects the playful tone found throughout his extensive body of work, showcasing his ability to craft memorable tunes that remain relevant long after their initial release. His legacy continues to influence songwriters who value lyrical clarity and melodic strength.