Merc Man

Kim Carnes · Voyeur [1982]

(Kim Carnes/Dave Ellingson/Duane Hitchings/Craig Krampf)

Larry got a job as a soda jerk

Worked five days bought a 55 merc

He raised it in the front

He lowered in the back

Now all the girls just call him Mercury Jack

He's the Merc man how do you do

Merc man that's who

Merc man he likes to cruise around

Merc man he's got his coolness down

Saturday night Larry's in the valley dancin'

He looks across the room

And spots some black stretch

Pants and she got

Legs tha go clear up to the rafters

A pair of nocturnal fantasy hips

He knew right away what

He was after

When she looked his way and moistened her lips

He said I'm the Merc man how do you do

Merc man that's who

Merc man he likes to cruise around

Merc man he's got his coolness down

Larry's pulse quickened

As she crossed the floor

He backed up slowly

And showed her to the door

She yes with her xray eyes

She walked up to him

And he just sighed

I'm the Merc man how do you do

Merc man that's who

Merc man he likes to cruise around

Merc man he's got his coolness down

Merc Man

Kim Carnes delivered a distinctive vocal performance on "Merc Man," a track featured on her 1982 album Voyeur. This recording emerged during a pivotal era in her career, just prior to her massive commercial breakthrough with "Bette Davis Eyes." The song showcases Carnes' signature raspy, textured delivery and her ability to navigate the boundaries between rock and new wave. While often overshadowed by her later hits, "Merc Man" remains a compelling example of her early work, reflecting the experimental production styles of the early 1980s. The track contributes to a diverse discography that blends pop sensibilities with gritty, character-driven songwriting. Listeners familiar with her extensive catalogue will recognize the consistent artistic identity that defines her recordings from this period.