Birdman Kicked My Ass

Wesley Willis · Other Songs - Wesley Willis

Birdman caught me on his property

He saw me trespassing his real estate

He reached into his pocket for a pistol

He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind



Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass



Birdman beat me to a pulp

He gave me a yell-down war hell ride

He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate

He gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road



Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass



At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate

I jumped over his fence after dark

I picked up a brick and shattered Birdman's window pane

Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol

Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson



Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman kicked my ass

Birdman Kicked My Ass

Wesley Willis delivers a high-energy punk rock anthem that captures the chaotic spirit of 1990s garage rock revival. The track features aggressive guitar riffs and a driving rhythm that defines Willis's signature style, blending raw energy with satirical lyrics about celebrity excess. As a staple of his discography, the song exemplifies his ability to fuse humor with musical intensity, creating a memorable recording that resonates within the punk and alternative rock communities. Its enduring popularity highlights Willis's impact on the genre, offering a visceral listening experience that prioritizes attitude and rhythm over polished production.