Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

Tom Jones · Other Songs - Tom Jones

Three nights ago

I was at a disco

Man, I wanted to bump

I was rarin' to go

And this big fat woman

Bumped me on the floor

She was rarin' to go

That chick was rarin' to go

Then she did a dip

Almost broke my hip

She was gettin' down

That chick was gettin' down

She wanted to bump some more

But I told her, "No!"

You done knocked me down once

You done knocked me down once

Said if you want to dance

Find you a big fat man

Y'all both can get on down

Y'all both can get on down

Huh!



I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman



Somebody take her

She's too big for me

She'll knock me down



She came over to me

Snatched me out of my seat

She wanted to get on down

Still wanted to get on down

I told her to go on

And leave me alone

I ain't gettin' down

You done hurt my hip once

I know what you'll do

I ain't gonna bump with you!

I don't feel like gettin' down

Don't feel like gettin' down

She just shook her head

At every word I said

She wanted to get on down

That woman wanted to get on down

She did that dip again

And I hit the floor again

She was gettin' down, Lord

That woman was gettin' down



I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

Aahh, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman



Somebody take her

I don't want her

She done hurt my hip

She done knocked me down

Done hurt my hip

She done knocked me down

Somebody take her

I don't want her

Say Leroy! You can have this one, dude

This big fat woman, dude

About Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

Tom Jones delivers a commanding vocal performance on "Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)," a track that showcases his signature baritone power within the realm of British pop and soul. The song reflects the artist's ability to blend theatrical delivery with relatable storytelling, characteristic of his extensive discography spanning decades. While the lyrics address themes of romantic confidence and self-assurance, the recording stands as a testament to Jones's mastery of the genre, capturing the essence of mid-to-late 20th-century British entertainment. His delivery transforms the material into an anthem of independence, reinforcing his status as a leading figure in the industry during his prime. This work exemplifies the enduring appeal of his catalog, where every track contributes to a legacy defined by vocal prowess and charismatic stage presence.