Marching Off To Bedlam
Napoleon XIV · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! [1966]
Here we go!
Bedlam, bedlam!
Ho, ho, ho!
*sung in background all the way through*: Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum
Knock, knock, knock!
Come right in!
You're the people from the looney bin!
How'd you guys get here so soon?
Did you spot my toy balloon?
Please don't make the straps too snug.
I've always been a fragile bug.
Must we march?
Can't we ride?
I've got my horse parked right outside.
Glad to see that we're on time
But must you always speak in rhyme?
Lock the door and hide the key,
'Cause if I get loose, you won't catch me
*panting from ring ding dinger*
Marching Off To Bedlam
Napoleon XIV, the stage name of Jerry Samuels, crafted a unique brand of novelty rock characterized by theatrical storytelling and dramatic production. Marching Off To Bedlam serves as a companion piece to his signature hit, They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!, appearing on the same 1966 single-sided LP. The track continues the artist's exploration of mental instability and eccentric narrative, utilizing the same distinctive vocal style and orchestral arrangements that defined his brief but memorable career. While the title track remains his most recognized work, this recording expands the conceptual world of the album, offering listeners further insight into the chaotic psyche of the narrator. The song stands as a testament to the creative ambition of 1960s novelty music, blending humor with genuine musical craftsmanship to create a lasting impression within the genre.

