An Annoying But Funny Song

Family Guy · Other Songs - Family Guy

[Peter] Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me

[Peter] ...can't touch me

[Peter] J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2

[Peter] I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue

[Peter] I can write graphetti, even J-walk in the street

[Peter] I can riot loot, and not give a hoot

[Peter] and touch your sister's teet

[Peter] Can't touch me

[Peter] ...you can't touch me

[Adam West] What in God's name is he doing?

[Peter] ...can't touch me.

[Cleveland] I believe that's the worm.

[Peter] Stop! Peter time.

[Peter] I'm a big shot, there's no doubt

[Peter] Light a fire and pee it out

[Peter] Don't like it? Kiss my rump.

[Peter] Just for a minute let's all do the funk.

[Peter] Can't touch me

[Peter] Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump,



[Peter] ...can't touch me



[Peter] I'm presidental Peter, interms think I'm hot.

[Peter] Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.

[Peter] I've been around the world

[Peter] From Hartford to Bagbay

[Peter] It's Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, yo Peter,

[Peter] Let's see Regis rap this way.



[Peter - spoken] Except for you. You can touch me.

An Annoying But Funny Song

Performed by Family Guy, this track serves as a satirical musical piece that leverages the show's signature blend of absurdity and comedy. The recording captures the distinctive vocal style of the voice actors, delivering a humorous yet intentionally irritating experience that aligns with the series' irreverent tone. While not a traditional song with a structured melody, it functions as a comedic sound bite designed to provoke laughter through its repetitive and chaotic nature. It stands as a unique contribution to the family-friendly comedy genre, utilizing music not for emotional resonance but for its inherent ridiculousness and its role in reinforcing the show's character-driven humor.