My Bologna
Weird Al Yankovic · The Food Album
Hungry one.
Open up a package of my bologna.
Oooh, I think the toast is done,
The toast is done.
Top it with a little of my bologna.
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.
Spreadin' on the mustard now,
A-show me how.
Spread it on a little of this bologna.
Hopin' that we don't run out,
Don't run out.
If we do, I'm sure that I'll miss bologna.
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.
[burp]
Goin' to the market now,
Market now.
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.
Walkin' down the shopping aisles,
Shopping aisles.
Fillin' up my basket with Oscar Mayer.
Never gonna stop,
Eat it up.
Such a tasty snack,
I always eat too much,
And throw up.
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.
My Bologna
Weird Al Yankovic's "My Bologna" stands as a quintessential example of his signature style, blending slapstick comedy with musical parody. Released on the 2000 album "The Food Album," the track features Yankovic's distinctive vocal delivery and a humorous narrative about a sandwich named Bologna. The song exemplifies his ability to transform mundane subjects into engaging musical performances, utilizing his trademark harmonica and guitar riffs to create a playful atmosphere. As part of his extensive discography, the recording showcases his commitment to wordplay and satire, offering a lighthearted commentary on consumer culture through the lens of a fictional sandwich. The song remains a staple of his catalog, celebrated for its clever lyrics and infectious energy that defined a specific era of comedy-rock parody.