Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
Weird Al Yankovic · Dare To Be Stupid
And others like driving trucks and wearing tattooÂ’s
ThereÂ’s only one thing that they all like a bunch,
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my DinerÂ’s Card their eyes get so wide
TheyÂ’re always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have
ThatÂ’s all they really want
Is some lunch
DonÂ’t ask them to dinner or breakfast or brunch
‘Cause girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
Girls they want, wanna wave unch,
Girls wanna haveÂ…
She eats like she got a hole in her neck,
And IÂ’m the one that always gets stuck with the check
CanÂ’t figure out how come they donÂ’t weigh a ton
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have
ThatÂ’s all they really want
Some lunch
DonÂ’t know for certain but IÂ’ve got a hunch
Those girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch
Girls, they want, wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have
They just wanna, they just wanna girls
They just wanna, they just wanna
Girls just wanna have lunch
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna
Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
Weird Al Yankovic's 'Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch' stands as a standout track from his 2011 album 'Dare to Be Stupid.' This energetic parody captures the spirit of the original song while delivering Yankovic's signature comedic twist on gender roles and workplace dynamics. The recording features his characteristic vocal delivery and playful instrumentation, fitting seamlessly into his broader catalog of satirical pop works. Released during a period where Yankovic continued to explore themes of social commentary through humor, the track exemplifies his ability to blend music with sharp wit. It remains a popular song in his discography, celebrated for its catchy melody and relatable lyrics that have resonated with audiences for decades.