Since You've Been Gone

Since youÂ’ve been gone
Well I feel like IÂ’ve been chewinÂ’ on tin foil
Since youÂ’ve been gone
ItÂ’s like IÂ’ve got a great big mouth full of cod liver oil
Well IÂ’m feeling like IÂ’ve stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
You know IÂ’ve been in a buttload of pain
Since youÂ’ve been gone

I couldnÂ’t feel any worse
If you dropped a two ton bowlingball on my toes
It couldnÂ’t hurt any more
If you shuffled a red hot cactus up my nose

Since youÂ’ve been gone
Well it feels like IÂ’m getting tetinis-shots every day
Since youÂ’ve been gone
ItÂ’s like IÂ’ve got an ice-cream headache that wonÂ’t go away
Ever since the day you left me
IÂ’ve been so miserable my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here.