Tvoje dupe govori sto jezika
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pozelim te odvesti u drvnaru
polozit te na krzno od vuka
i pljeskati te tamo ispod struka
Mog'o bi bez vode hodati Saharom
samo da se mogu druzit s tvojim cmarom
odvest ga na spoj il' na ranu veceru
spreman sam na sve za tvoje dupe seceru
Zbog tvojega bi dupeta zanjekao Krista
tri put prije svitanja tvoje dupe blista
tvoje dupe sanjam, o njemu pricam majci
tvoje dupe zeno treba bit' u bajci
Treba bit' u skolama k'o obavezni predmet
tvoje dupe zeno treba rodit' dijete
kad se dijete rodi tri mudraca stignu
poklonit ce mu tamjan, zlatnike i smirnu
Buljim u to dupe kad sam pored butre
gledam da ne primjeti i oblizem si usne
nisi mi susjed, nazovi kad si sama
da l' ti je tu straznjicu dala tvoja mama
Imas te guzove koji lome orahe
onaj 'ko to ne vidi mora da corav je
skupa smo u liftu, kurac mi je stvrdnut
ma imas ti bogami iz cega prdnut
Dao bi sve novce da ju mogu dirat
ak' ti se sto desi to hocu preparirat
i drzat na zidu pored zeca i fazana
pljusnut ga usput kad izlazim iz stana
Tvoje dupe cuva macu
dao bih ti da mi se isprdis u facu
buljim u te guzove, odgovorno tvrdim
vjetar iz tog cuda sigurno ne smrdi
Sigurno je lavanda ili mozda cimet
ono sto ti kakas ne naziva se izmet
zelim da znas da razmisljam o tebi
na dupetu ti pise "naulji i izjebi"
Kad bi svemoguci Bog imao lice
izgledalo bi poput tvoje guzice
ljepsa je od taj mahala
nije prevelika, nije mala
Savrseno gradjena kao piramida
poput chichen itze il' kineskoga zida
da moram birat tvoje dupe ili kisik
nasli bi me mrtvog kak iz dupeta ti visim
Tvoje dupe govori sto jezika
The title promises hyperbole, and the lyric delivers an extended comic monologue in which the speaker turns a body part into an object of devotional praise. Its exaggerations accumulate until romance takes on the language of religion, education and fairy tale. The technique is intentionally ridiculous: ordinary attraction is inflated into a grand cultural mission, complete with a future curriculum and a mythic birth scene.
That excess is also the song’s limitation. The woman is not given a voice; she becomes a prop for the narrator’s escalating performance. The joke may be aimed at the absurdity of male fixation, but its repeated objectification can make the woman disappear behind the punchline. The best critical reading keeps that tension visible rather than treating the lyric’s shock as proof of sophistication.
Kranksvester’s explicit, transgressive hip-hop often works through grotesque comic escalation and deliberate bad taste. Here, the exaggeration is the form: each new metaphor tries to outdo the last until the listener is meant to recognize the narrator’s absurdity. No independent review of the song was located. Whether the satire fully undercuts the objectification is less certain; the lyric invites laughter at the speaker’s obsession while still making the woman’s body its only subject.
One version trail needs a caveat: Krankšvester’s Švesterov kanal hosts Tvoje Dupe Govori 100 Jezika (RIOT 87 Remix), uploaded on 21 December 2016 and showing 14,812 views on 14 October 2026. Because the catalog lyric entry does not specify that remix, I am treating it as a related version rather than evidence about this exact recording’s release or audience.