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Luka Bulic · Other Songs - Luka Bulic

Kolinda Grabar Kitarovic
Ivo Josipovic
Milan Kujundzic
Ivan Vilibor Sincic

Svi u istoj bitci
hoce biti predsjednici
mrki, nasmijani
cool i nabrijani

Pobjednice, nadam se da bus
bus, bus, bus
bus, bus, bus

Nam prosperitet donio
sve kriminalce gonio
i da bus pazil svaki dan
da narod ne bude razocaran

Sad treba sablje ukrstit'
svoje mane skrit'
od svih bolji bit'
i Hrvatsku uskrisit'
Hrvatsku uskrisit'
uskrisit'

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The campaign is presented as a stage on which four candidates hide their flaws, cross swords and promise prosperity. The lyric names Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović, Ivo Josipović, Milan Kujundžić and Ivan Vilibor Sinčić, locating it in Croatia’s 2014–15 presidential election. Rather than endorse one, the narrator sketches the familiar campaign wish list: prosecute criminals, improve the country and avoid disappointing voters.

That broadness is part of the satire. The song treats the candidates’ promises as variations on the same performance, then hopes the eventual winner will actually deliver what each campaign claims to want. Croatia held the first round on 28 December 2014 and the runoff on 11 January 2015, which makes the lyric a snapshot of a real electoral moment rather than a generic political joke. No independent review of Bulić’s song was located. Its skepticism is aimed at the campaign ritual itself: everyone hides their weaknesses, while the public is left to judge which promise sounds least impossible.

Election songs often turn campaign promises into a chorus so listeners can judge the performance as much as the candidates. This one names the four contenders and then imagines a winner who will deliver justice and prosperity, a wish list that is at once hopeful and skeptical. The catalogue of personalities captures the campaign as spectacle—different styles, same battle for the office. Because the lyric does not explicitly endorse anyone, its most interesting position is the voter’s: watching the candidates present themselves while wondering which promises can survive contact with power.