Vlaj u drami
Luka Bulic · Other Songs - Luka Bulic
o pokusaju spasa turisticke sezone
jednog apartmanoposjednika
Promotivni video postavlja mladi vlaj
u njemu kaze, alo turist
dodji ovdi jer ovdi je raj
Ma gledaj ovi pogled, gledaj zal
umoci svoje noge, toplo je
pa mi smo top destinacija
kod nas su i zvijezde
Nakon 14 dana video mu ima 90 pregleda
od cega 90 njegovih
tada mladic shvaca
da turisti nece doci
Oboji se sve
na oci mu pada mrak
nema turista
pa to je smak
Drhtava mu ruka
tu je kraj
ubio ga turisticki podbacaj
Eto tako vam je skonc'o mladi vlaj
vlaj u drami
vlaj u drami
Vlaj u drami
A homemade tourism video promises paradise, but the narrator’s account immediately punctures the sales pitch: after two weeks, the only views belong to the person who uploaded it. That gag gives the song its first reversal, turning the polished language of destination marketing into the lonely arithmetic of a failed online campaign. The central character’s optimism collapses as he realizes that saying “come here” is not the same as persuading anyone to come.
The lyric then shifts from a comic digital embarrassment to the larger insecurity of a coastal economy waiting for visitors. “Vlaj” is used as a regional identity marker, and the story leans into familiar tensions between local pride and the need to package a place for outsiders. Because the entry does not identify the actual video, location or date, it would be misleading to present the sketch as a report on a specific tourism campaign. No independent review of Bulić’s song was located. Its satire is aimed at the gap between promotional self-image and measurable attention: the man can describe the sunset perfectly, but he cannot make the audience appear.
The lyrics borrow the structure of a comic short story: setup, failed campaign, humiliating view count, and the moment the protagonist recognizes that the audience is himself. That narrative form makes the piece stand apart from Bulić’s more chorus-driven topical songs. Its joke depends on the gap between a carefully staged promotional voice and the blunt arithmetic of online attention. The text does not identify a real video, so the character should be read as a satirical type rather than a documented individual. The underlying observation is current well beyond tourism: in an attention economy, producing a message and reaching an audience are entirely different achievements.

