Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
Ween · Chocolate & Cheese
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewing bark and not the leaves.
He's crying like a baby would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't getting up.
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up.
Pony
Pony
Pony
Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin at me.
He can't talk because he's a pony.
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewing bark and not the leaves.
He's crying like a baby would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't getting up.
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up.
Pony
Pony
Pony
Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin at me.
He can't talk because he's a pony.
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
Ween's 1993 album Chocolate & Cheese features the whimsical title track, a standout example of the duo's unique blend of indie rock and pop sensibilities. The song exemplifies the band's signature style, characterized by quirky lyrics, melodic hooks, and a distinct vocal interplay between Dean Ween and Jay Jay French. Released during the height of their commercial success, the recording reflects the playful, childlike wonder that defines much of their discography from that era. It remains a staple of their catalogue, showcasing their ability to craft memorable songs that balance humor with genuine musicality, cementing their place in the alternative rock landscape of the 1990s.