Em Calls Paul (skit)
Eminem · Encore [2004]
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'
Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]
Em Calls Paul (skit)
This skit from Eminem's 2004 album Encore captures the rapper's signature comedic timing and storytelling prowess within a brief musical interlude. While not a full-length track, the recording showcases his ability to blend humor with his characteristic flow, offering a glimpse into the playful side of his persona that often contrasts with his more intense lyrical performances. Released during a pivotal era in his career, the piece serves as a testament to his versatility as an entertainer, utilizing the skit format to engage listeners with a lighthearted narrative that complements the broader themes found in his discography. It remains a notable example of his early work that highlights his skill in crafting memorable moments without the need for extended song structures.