The Kiss (skit)
Eminem · The Eminem Show [2002]
[Eminem]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
[Gary]
Yo man
[Eminem]
What
[Gary]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
[Eminem]
Man would u shut the fuck up Gary you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
[Gary]
Aight let me park
[Eminem]
Just park
[Gary]
Im parkin!
[Eminem]
Turn the car off dogg
[Gary]
Aight
[Eminem]
Aight we wait
[Gary]
We wait for what
[Eminem]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
[Gary]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for
[Eminem]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty
[Gary]
Man dont point that shit at me
[Eminem]
Its not even loaded bitch, look
(laughin)
[Gary]
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
[Eminem]
Yea but its funny as fuck
[Gary]
Your fukin around is gonna kill me one of these days, i swear
[Eminem]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
[Gary]
where?
[Eminem]
Right there mothafucka
[Gary]
Oohh yeah
[Eminem]
Aight get down get down
[Gary]
Here we go again
[Eminem]
Get Down!
[Gary]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
[Eminem]
Yo, who she walkin with
[Gary]
How am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
[Eminem]
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him
[Gary]
I dont think so
[Eminem]
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
[Gary]
No she didnt
[Eminem]
Shes kissin him
[Gary]
No shes not
[Eminem] (Gets out of car)
Come on
[Gary]
MARSH!!!!!
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
[Gary]
Yo man
[Eminem]
What
[Gary]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
[Eminem]
Man would u shut the fuck up Gary you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
[Gary]
Aight let me park
[Eminem]
Just park
[Gary]
Im parkin!
[Eminem]
Turn the car off dogg
[Gary]
Aight
[Eminem]
Aight we wait
[Gary]
We wait for what
[Eminem]
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
[Gary]
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for
[Eminem]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty
[Gary]
Man dont point that shit at me
[Eminem]
Its not even loaded bitch, look
(laughin)
[Gary]
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
[Eminem]
Yea but its funny as fuck
[Gary]
Your fukin around is gonna kill me one of these days, i swear
[Eminem]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
[Gary]
where?
[Eminem]
Right there mothafucka
[Gary]
Oohh yeah
[Eminem]
Aight get down get down
[Gary]
Here we go again
[Eminem]
Get Down!
[Gary]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
[Eminem]
Yo, who she walkin with
[Gary]
How am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
[Eminem]
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him
[Gary]
I dont think so
[Eminem]
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
[Gary]
No she didnt
[Eminem]
Shes kissin him
[Gary]
No shes not
[Eminem] (Gets out of car)
Come on
[Gary]
MARSH!!!!!
The Kiss (skit)
Released on The Eminem Show in 2002, this brief interlude serves as a stark tonal shift within the album's narrative. While the surrounding tracks feature Eminem's signature aggressive rap delivery, this recording transitions into a tender, acoustic-driven ballad. The song explores themes of romantic intimacy and vulnerability, offering a rare glimpse into the softer side of his public persona during the mid-2000s era. It stands as a poignant contrast to the hard-hitting rock and hip-hop tracks that dominate the record, highlighting the emotional range of his discography.