The Kiss (skit)

Eminem · The Eminem Show [2002]

[Eminem]

I'm gonna kill this bitch

Im'a kill him

I'm going to jail

Cuz im gonna kill this bitch



[Gary]

Yo man



[Eminem]

What



[Gary]

I dont know

I gotta realy really bad feelin about this



[Eminem]

Man would u shut the fuck up Gary you always gotta bad feelin man

Thats her car right there



[Gary]

Aight let me park



[Eminem]

Just park



[Gary]

Im parkin!



[Eminem]

Turn the car off dogg



[Gary]

Aight



[Eminem]

Aight we wait



[Gary]

We wait for what



[Eminem]

We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her



[Gary]

Man you aint gonna kill no one

What the fuck did you bring that for



[Eminem]

Man shut the fuck up dog

Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty



[Gary]

Man dont point that shit at me



[Eminem]

Its not even loaded bitch, look

(laughin)



[Gary]

Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit



[Eminem]

Yea but its funny as fuck



[Gary]

Your fukin around is gonna kill me one of these days, i swear



[Eminem]

Gets you everytime

Is that her?



[Gary]

where?



[Eminem]

Right there mothafucka



[Gary]

Oohh yeah



[Eminem]

Aight get down get down



[Gary]

Here we go again



[Eminem]

Get Down!



[Gary]

What the fuck you want me to get under the car?



[Eminem]

Yo, who she walkin with



[Gary]

How am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down



[Eminem]

Its the fuckin bouncer

Did she just kiss him



[Gary]

I dont think so



[Eminem]

Dogg she just fucken kissed him



[Gary]

No she didnt



[Eminem]

Shes kissin him



[Gary]

No shes not



[Eminem] (Gets out of car)

Come on



[Gary]

MARSH!!!!!