Man Of The Year
Alice Cooper · The Eyes Of Alice Cooper
I eat a low fat breakfast, I tie a perfect tie
I kiss the wife, I hug the kids, I pat the dogs and cats
I never lose anything, my car keys or my hat
'Cause I'm the man of the year
I'm the man of the year
I never cheat at finals, or miss a day at school
My urine tests are perfect, my prostate is a jewel
'Cause I'm the man of the year
I'm the man of the year
'Cause I'm the man of the year
I'm never, ever jealous
Never, ever cruel
I'm a graduate of Harvard
Where I never broke the rules
The queen made me a knight
The pope made me a saint
The president plays golf with me
I make Madonna faint
So why am I so lonely
Depressed and in despair
If I pull this trigger in my mouth will anybody care
It was the greatest funeral, I laid in perfect state
And later I will meet the lord, I bet he just can't wait
To meet the man of the year
I'm the man of the year
Stand in line to meet the man
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
Man Of The Year
Released on The Eyes Of Alice Cooper in 1971, this track stands as a pivotal moment in Alice Cooper's transition from horror-themed shock rock to polished arena pop. The song features a sweeping orchestral arrangement that contrasts sharply with the band's earlier, grittier sound, showcasing Cooper's evolving songwriting abilities and vocal range. It was recorded during a period when the group was experimenting with more traditional rock structures while maintaining their signature theatrical flair. The composition reflects the era's fascination with celebrity culture and the pressures of fame, themes that would continue to permeate Cooper's discography. As a staple of the album, it remains a defining example of early 70s rock opera and theatrical rock, cementing Alice Cooper's status as a major force in the genre.