Lawyers, Guns, And Money

Hank Williams Jr. · Five-O [1985]

I went home with the waitress

the way I always do

How was I to know

she was with the

Russians too?



I was gambling in Havana

I took a little risk

Send lawyers, guns and money

they'll get me out of this, hah!



I'm the innocent bystander

Somehow I got stuck

between the rock

and a hard place

and I'm down on my luck

Yes I'm down on my luck

Well I'm down on my luck



I'm hiding in Honduras

I'm a desperate man

Send lawyers, guns and money

the shit has hit the fan



(instrumental)



All right

Send lawyers, guns and money

Huh!

Uhh!

Send lawyers, guns and money

Uhh!

Send lawyers, guns and money

Hyah!

Send lawyers, guns and money

Ooh!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Uh!

Lawyers, Guns, And Money

Hank Williams Jr.'s "Lawyers, Guns, And Money" stands as a quintessential example of his outlaw country sound, blending traditional honky-tonk rhythms with a gritty, blues-inflected delivery. Recorded for the 1985 album Five-O, the track exemplifies the artist's signature ability to weave narratives of conflict and legal entanglement into his signature twang. The song reflects the broader themes prevalent in his discography during the mid-1980s, where he frequently explored the complexities of the American South through the lens of a rebellious, working-class hero. With its driving rhythm and Williams' distinctive vocal style, the recording captures the raw energy that defined his era, cementing his status as a pivotal figure in modern country music who bridged the gap between his father's legacy and a new generation of musicians.