Higgs Boson Blues

Can't remember anything at all

Flame trees line the streets

Can't remember anything at all

But I'm driving my car down to Geneva



I've been sitting in my basement patio

Aye, it was hot

Up above, girls walk past, the roses all in bloom

Have you ever heard about the Higgs Boson blues

I'm goin' down to Geneva baby, gonna teach it to you



Who cares, who cares what the future brings?

Black road long and I drove and drove

I came upon a crossroad

The night was hot and black

I see Robert Johnson,

With a ten dollar guitar strapped to his back,

Lookin' for a tune



Well here comes Lucifer,

With his canon law,

And a hundred black babies runnin' from his genocidal jaw

He got the real killer groove

Robert Johnson and the devil man

Don't know who's gonna rip off who



Driving my car, flame trees on fire

Sitting and singin' the Higgs Boson blues,

I'm tired, I'm lookin' for a spot to drop

All the clocks have stopped in Memphis now

In the Lorraine Motel, it's hot, it's hot

That's why they call it the Hot Spot

I take a room with a view

Hear a man preaching in a language that's completely new, yea

Making the hot cocks in the flophouse bleed

While the cleaning ladies sob into their mops

And a bellhop hops and bops

A shot rings out to a spiritual groove

Everybody bleeding to that Higgs Boson Blues



If I die tonight, bury me

In my favorite yellow patent leather shoes

With a mummified cat and a cone-like hat

That the caliphate forced on the Jews

Can you feel my heartbeat?

Can you feel my heartbeat?



Hannah Montana does the African Savannah

As the simulated rainy season begins

She curses the queue at the Zulus

And moves on to Amazonia

And cries with the dolphins

Mama ate the pygmy

The pygmy ate the monkey

The monkey has a gift that he is sending back to you

Look here comes the missionary

With his smallpox and flu

He's saving them savages

With his Higgs Boson Blues

I'm driving my car down to Geneva

I'm driving my car down to Geneva



Oh let the damn day break

The rainy days always make me sad

Miley Cyrus floats in a swimming pool in Toluca Lake

And you're the best girl I've ever had

Can't remember anything at all