Brianstorm

Arctic Monkeys · Favourite Worst Nightmare [2007]

Brian,

Top marks for not tryin'

So I'd like you to bless us with your effortlessness

We're grateful and so strangely comforted



And I wonder are you putting us under?

Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well see ya later, Innovator



Some want to kiss some want to kick you

There's not a net you couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression i get

cause you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet but she's yours



She'll be sayin' use me

Show me the jacuzzi

I imagine that it's there on a plate

You're our rendevouz rate means you'll never be frightened

to make 'em wait for a while

I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire

You are the unforecasted storm



(Brian)

Calm, collected, and commandin'

(top marks for not tryin')

You leave the other story standing

With your renditions and jokes

I bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept

cause you've stolen their ...thunder

Are you puttin' us under



Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination

Well see you later, innovator.

Brianstorm

Brianstorm is a standout track from Arctic Monkeys' 2007 album Favourite Worst Nightmare, marking a pivotal moment in the band's evolution from garage rock to polished indie pop. The song features the band's signature blend of driving rhythms and melodic vocals, showcasing Alex Turner's lyrical wit and musical sophistication. Released during a period of significant creative growth, the recording exemplifies the band's ability to craft intricate arrangements while maintaining an intimate, conversational tone. Brianstorm remains a defining piece of their discography, reflecting the era's shift toward more refined production values and cementing their status as a leading force in modern alternative rock.