Aching To Sneeze
Crash Test Dummies · Give Yourself A Hand
Begging please, pretty please
But I can't get the thing to come out
I've been down on my knees
I've been pissing on trees
But the evil thing just won't come out
Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby
I've been waking at dawn
With the big bird on
And I can't make the thing go away
I've been throwing up drinks
In the toilets and sinks
But it just sticks around anyway
Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby
I've been waking at dawn
With a fever going on
And a stain that just won't wash away
I've got nothing to hide
It's just something inside
That keeps coming back, day after day
Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby, oh yeah
My pretty baby, yeah
My pretty baby
Aching To Sneeze
Aching To Sneeze stands as a distinctive song in the discography of the Canadian rock group Crash Test Dummies. Released on the 1998 album Give Yourself A Hand, the track showcases the band's signature blend of baritone vocals and eclectic instrumentation. While the group is often celebrated for their earlier folk-rock anthems, this recording reflects their continued experimentation with theatrical arrangements and narrative songwriting. The song captures the band's ability to find humor and depth in mundane human experiences, a hallmark of their creative approach during this era. As part of their broader catalogue, it contributes to the diverse sonic landscape that defined the Crash Test Dummies' mid-career output, offering listeners a glimpse into their evolving musical identity beyond their initial commercial breakthrough.

