The Money Song
Dean Martin · 100 Hits Legends [2006]
Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis
If you got it you don't need it
If you need it you don't got it
You don't get shame on you
Funny funny funny what money can do.
Them that have it get more of it
Less they need it the more they love it
And it sticks to them like glue
Funny funny funny what money can do.
Ask the rich man he'll confess
Money can't buy happiness
Ask the poor man he don't doubt
But he'd rather be miserable with than without.
If you spend it please be wiser
If you save it you're a miser
You don't want it you're cuckoo
Funny funny funny what money can do.
(JL) La la money
(DM) Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing
(JL) I'm singing (DM) This is singing
(JL) Don't you like it (DM) No I don't like it you want to sing with me
(JL) Can I sing with you (DM) Sure you can
(JL) All right.
(DM) If I do not need it badly
(JL) Folks will give it to you gladly
(DM) But I need it
(JL) Nuts to you
(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do.
(DM) If I am lucky and I make it
(JL) You'll be frightened (D) But who can take it
(JL) The Internal Revenoooooooo
(DM) Funny funny funny what money can do.
(DM) Birds don't got it still they sing
(JL) Eating winds up on the wing
(DM) Ideal lives some folks affirm
(JL) So OK you're a bird but suppose you're a woman
(DM) It's a bad thing oh yes very
(JL) For the germs and sanitary
(DM) Will you have some (JL) Oh thank you
(Both) Funny funny funny what money can do.
...mumble jumble...
(DM) If I got it (JL) Who's got it (DM) I don't need it (JL) But I need it
(DM) If you need it (JL) And I need it (DM) You don't got it
(JL) But I want it
(DM) You can't get it shame on you (JL) What can I do
(Both) Funny, funny, funny what money can do.
(DM) Them that have it (JL) Where'd they get it
(DM) Get more of it (JL) Can they keep it
(DM) The less they need it (JL) Who don't need it
(DM) The more they love it (JL) And how they love it
(DM) And it sticks to them like glue (JL) Boo hoo
(Both) Funny, funny, funny what money can do.
(Both) Money, money we love you
(Both) Funny, funny, funny you can do...
About The Money Song
Dean Martin's "The Money Song" stands as a quintessential example of his effortless cool and sophisticated delivery, perfectly capturing the laid-back charm that defined his career. Released on the compilation *100 Hits Legends [2006]*, this track showcases his mastery of the crooner style, blending smooth vocals with a rhythmic swing that became his signature. The song reflects the era's fascination with wealth and success, yet Martin's interpretation transforms the subject matter into a playful, almost whimsical commentary delivered with his trademark understated grace. As part of his extensive discography, this recording highlights his ability to navigate various themes while maintaining a consistent, polished sound. The track remains a staple in collections celebrating his contributions to American pop and jazz, illustrating how he elevated simple concepts into memorable musical moments. Its enduring appeal lies in Martin's unique ability to make the mundane sound glamorous, a trait that continues to resonate with listeners who appreciate his timeless artistry.