SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More Flight Of The Conchords lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: Flight Of The Conchords Lyrics for Song: Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor) Lyrics for Album: I Told You I Was Freaky [2009] Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Going to the party Sippin' on Bacardi Wanna meet a hottie But there's Adam, Steve and Marty There's Billy, Todd and Tommy They're on leave from the army The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami Tell the fellas, make it understood It ain't no good if there's too much wood Make sure you know before you go The dance floor bro-hoe ratio Five to one, it's a brodeo Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go Wait outside all night to find Twenty dudes in a conga line Too many dicks on the dance floor Easy to fix Too many dicks on the dance floor Spread out the dicks Too many dudes With too many dicks Too close to my shit Too hard to meet chicks I need better odds More broads, less rods I came to do battle Skedaddle with the cattle prods Too many men Too many boys Too many misters Not enough sisters Too much time on too many hands Not enough ladies, too many mans Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dongs Too many schlongs Now sing this song Too many dicks on the- Too many dicks on the- Dicks on the- Dicks on the- Dicks-Dicks-Dance-Dicks- Di-di-di-di-dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Too many dicks Too many dicks on the dance floor Album Lyrics: I Told You I Was Freaky [2009] Flight Of The Conchords "I Told You I Was Freaky [2009]" 1. Angels 2. Hurt Feelings 3. Sugalumps 4. We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady 5. I Told You I Was Freaky 6. Demon Woman 7. Rambling Through The Avenues Of Time 8. Fashion Is Danger 9. Petrov, Yelyena And Me 10. Too Many Dicks (On The Dance Floor) 11. You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute 12. Friends 13. Carol Brown