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Artist/Band:
Flight Of The Conchords
Lyrics for Song: Sugalumps
Lyrics for Album: I Told You I Was Freaky [2009]
Let me tell ya
I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin' at my junk
Then checkin' out my rump
Then back to my sugalumps
When I shake it, I shake it all up
You probably think that my pants have the mumps
It's just my sugalump-bump-ba-bumps
They look so good
That's why I keep 'em in the front
All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps
They drive the ladies crazy
All these bitches checkin' out my britches
Put 'em in a trance when I wear trackpants
My dungarees make them hungarees
They're over the moon when I don pantaloons
My sugalumps are two of a kind
Sweet and white and highly refined
Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
To steal a feel of my family jewellry
My candy balls cause a kerfuffle
The ladies they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the party prince
You get two complimentary after dinner mints
Girls surround me when I'm standing on my stoop
Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup
Book tokens, free chicken soup
Standing on the corner going slurp-hah, slurp-hah
Slurp-hah, slurp-hah
Slurp-hah, slurp-hah
We see you girls checkin' out our trunks
We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks
We see you girls lookin' at our junk
Then checkin' out our rumps
Then back to our sugalumps
Chillin' in my store doing my thing
When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling
I'm like "Holy sh*t, what happened to you?"
He said "How much will you give me for the family jewels?"
I said "Ten bucks"
He said "No way"
"Ten bucks and a frisbee"
He said "Okay"
Then I took his sugalumps and put 'em up in a display
And sold them as hacky sacks later that day
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
Sweet sugalumps
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugalumps
Sweet sugalumps, yeah
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