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Artist/Band: The Lonely Island
Lyrics for Song: Like A Boss
Lyrics for Album: Incredibad [2009]



Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.

No problem.

So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I'm the boss.

Well, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".

Well the first thing I do is--



Talk to corporate (like a boss)

Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)

Remember birthdays (like a boss)

Direct work-flow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)

Micro-manage (like a boss)

Promote synergy (like a boss)



Hit on Deborah (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)

Call a sex line (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)

Eat a bagel (like a boss)



Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)

No Promotion (like a boss)

5th of vodka (like a boss)

Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)

In my mouth (like a boss)

Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!



Pussy out (like a boss)

Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)

Jump out the windows (like a boss)

Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)

Score some coke (like a boss)

Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own dick (like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)



Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

Fuck his brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

Crash into the Sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)



Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.

No doubt.

You chopped your balls off and died.

Hell yeah.

And I think at one point there you said

something about sucking your own dick?

Nope.

Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.

Nah, that ain't me.

OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.

I'm the boss.

Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.

I'm the boss.

Ya, ya, I got it.

I'm the boss.

No, I heard you, see you later!

(like a boss)


Album Lyrics: Incredibad [2009]


The Lonely Island
"Incredibad [2009]"


1. Who Said We're Wack?
2. Santana DVX
3. Jizz In My Pants
4. I'm On A Boat
5. Sax Man
6. Lazy Sunday
7. Normal Guy (interlude)
8. Boombox
9. Shrooms (Interlude)
10. Like A Boss
11. We Like Sportz
12. Dreamgirl
13. Ras Trent
14. Dick In A Box
15. The Old Saloon (Interlude)
16. Punch You In The Jeans
17. Space Olympics
18. Natalie's Rap
19. Incredibad
20. Who Said We're Wack