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Artist/Band: The Lonely Island
Lyrics for Song: Dreamgirl
Lyrics for Album: Incredibad [2009]



(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)



Some dude once said that love is a many funny things

I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her

in my dreams



Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one

Out there for me

My love



Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley

Love how not one but both eyes are lazy

When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus

Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros



Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crummy

Skin like asphalt, nose so runny

Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world

You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl



You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch

Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth

Rainbow poncho, the female tonto

Hear a loud noise start a-buckin' like a bronco



Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one

Out there for me

My love



You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City

You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty

Straight drippin' your turquoise my Santa Fe queen

One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean



It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep

And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek

You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig

Love to watch you in the back yard when you go out to dig



Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck

Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?

You put away slurpees like a trash can



Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and

I like that!



Talking to your shoe like it's your friend

I like that!



Yellin' at the walls to make pretend

I like that!



Tellin' you to stop it then you don't

You said you gonna stab me in my sleep

But you won't!



Last week thought I saw you on the straight turns out it was a bag of trash

Just a big ol' bag of trash

I thought you looked like a bag of trash



Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room

Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon

You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix

And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts



Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British

Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skittish

Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous

No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix



Chex Mix number one food snack in the land

It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand

Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box

Your family will all say

CHEX MIX ROCKS!



Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one

I'll ever eat or buy

Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips

The end


Album Lyrics: Incredibad [2009]


The Lonely Island
"Incredibad [2009]"


1. Who Said We're Wack?
2. Santana DVX
3. Jizz In My Pants
4. I'm On A Boat
5. Sax Man
6. Lazy Sunday
7. Normal Guy (interlude)
8. Boombox
9. Shrooms (Interlude)
10. Like A Boss
11. We Like Sportz
12. Dreamgirl
13. Ras Trent
14. Dick In A Box
15. The Old Saloon (Interlude)
16. Punch You In The Jeans
17. Space Olympics
18. Natalie's Rap
19. Incredibad
20. Who Said We're Wack