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Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Canadian Idiot 
Lyrics for Album: Straight Outta Lynwood [2009]
  
               
  17022>Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
  Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
  And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
  I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
 
 
  They all live on donuts and moose meat
  And they leave the house without packin' heat
  Never even bring their guns to the mall
  And you know what else is too funny?
  Their stupid Monopoly money
  Can't take 'em seriously at all
 
 
  Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
  They treat curling just like it's a real sport
  They think their silly accent is so cute
  Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
 
 
  Sure they got their national health care
  Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
  Then again well they got Celine Dion
  Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
  And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
  All over Saskatchewan
 
 
  Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
  Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
  See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
  Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
 
 
  Always hear the same kind of story
  Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
  Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
  It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
  So quick, before they see it comin'
  Time for a pre-emptive strike!
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| Album Lyrics: Straight Outta Lynwood [2009] | 
 
   Weird Al Yankovic 
"Straight Outta Lynwood [2009]"
 
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