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Artist/Band: Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics for Song: Canadian Idiot
Lyrics for Album: Straight Outta Lynwood [2009]



Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot

Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut

And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed



They all live on donuts and moose meat

And they leave the house without packin' heat

Never even bring their guns to the mall

And you know what else is too funny?

Their stupid Monopoly money

Can't take 'em seriously at all



Well maple syrup and snow's what they export

They treat curling just like it's a real sport

They think their silly accent is so cute

Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot



Sure they got their national health care

Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air

Then again well they got Celine Dion

Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni

And dream of drivin' a Zamboni

All over Saskatchewan



Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot

Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius

See the map, they're hoverin' right over us

Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous



Always hear the same kind of story

Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"

Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?

It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'

So quick, before they see it comin'

Time for a pre-emptive strike!


Album Lyrics: Straight Outta Lynwood [2009]


Weird Al Yankovic
"Straight Outta Lynwood [2009]"


1. White & Nerdy
2. Canadian Idiot
3. Polkarama!
4. Virus Alert
5. Confessions (Part III)
6. Weasel Stomping Day
7. Close But No Cigar
8. Do I Creep You Out
9. Trapped In The Drive-Thru