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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: Stevie's Spanking
Lyrics for Album: You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4 [1991]



His name is Stevie Vai

And he's a crazy guy

Last November, I recall,

He needed a spanking



He decided then

A female specimen

Would be excitin' for a night

To give him a spanking



Laurel was her name

She came to Notre Dame

He told me just the other day

He oughta be thanking

Her for the spanking



She was large and soft

And she beat him off

Made him drool upon his dork

And gave him a wanking

After the spanking



Hair brush!

Oh! What a hair brush!

(Its not that he requires grooming!

Guys with light blue hair never do!)



Then she did explain:

There's another game

That we can play with this device,

And then a banana!



It was slightly green

Vapors in between

Rising up to fill the room

And cook the banana



She said it was dry

Stevie won't you try

To drool a little drool on it

And grease the banana



Later in the dawn

Laurel carried on

She got right up and dressed herself and

Ate the banana


Album Lyrics: You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4 [1991]


Frank Zappa
"You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4 [1991]"


1. Love of my life
2. Let's move to Cleveland
3. Outside now
4. The Black Page
5. Stevie's Spanking
6. Stick together
7. Florentine Pogen
8. The closer you are
9. Truck driver divorce
10. Teenage Wind
11. Approximate
12. Are You Upset?
13. Carolina Hard - Core Ecstasy
14. Church Chat
15. Johnny Darling
16. Little Girl Of Mine
17. Little Rubber Girl
18. Mary Lou
19. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
20. No, no cherry
21. Smell My Beard
22. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
23. The booger man
24. The Evil Prince
25. The Man From Utopia
26. The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
27. Tiny Sick Tears
28. Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
29. You Call That Music?