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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: Smell My Beard
Lyrics for Album: You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4 [1991]



FZ:

Now the sound that you hear in the background right now, is the sound

caused by George Duke, agitating two metal insignias. These are badges

that he removed from a coupla boogers that Marty tried to palm off on

him in the last town that we was in. Actually theyre booger pasties and

he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting

musical effect, you know he does this every night. And sometimes he

becomes so overwrought, so excited by the fact that he's actually

touching a piece of metal that might have at one time come in contact

with the actual flesh of a booger bear. And so sometimes he misses it.



George:

Oh, Lord have mercy . . .



FZ:

And he hits his thumb and he hurts hisself. Yes it hurts very much, but he

likes pain. We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group.



George:

But, but, its very close to other things . . .



FZ:

Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty,

a thought came to his mind, how, how can I possibly get any nook tonight in

(pasege ?) if I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky

for these people. And so George, as you say in your language, took it away. . .



George:

But before we get funky, the continuing stories of . . .



Napoleon:

Moontrick . . .



George:

No, this aint moontrick this time, we go to moontrick next show.

This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis. Do you all

know who he is? There he is. Hes got a white shirt on an a . . .



FZ:

Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives, the Mothers of Invention . . .



George:

Yes, anyway, he was in my room. I invited some people over. Young ladies.

They looked interesting. Their names shall go unmentioned.



FZ:

The reason they looked interesting is because they apparently were

intelligent enough to dress themselves.



George:

Anyway what was happening was . . . nothing. Ha ha, wasnt nothing

happening. So I said Lets get this party on the road. I said lemme call

the roadmanager. I said whats your name. Mighty Perellis come down

here and meet Miss Cool, Miss Dew & Miss eh, Miss Stool. So we, so

Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes and all of a

sudden I began to hear other things. I said what you doing over there?

I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before. I said come

out of that corner, whats wrong with you, so he comissed it. We were

all asking: Men what youre doing over there?



FZ:

Really whipping it, just whipping it into a frenzy.



George:

All of a sudden he was gone. I look around and Marty had took the Booger

out of his room. I said: Where you going? He went down to his room which

was room 33. An hour later I went to his room. I knocked on his door.

I said: What you doin? He said . . . I said: Say that again. I said: Ho ho.

It was late. We had an eight o clock wake up. You all know what that is.

Eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight

o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up, eight o clock wake up ahrrrrrr.

So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said, can I

say this? He said: Smell my beard. I said: You must be crazy.



Napoleon:

I had to smell it . . .



George:

Show, how ywas walking Marty. And he said: Smell my beard. I said: I aint

gonna smell nothing. Napoleon said: Ill . . .



Napoleon:

Check it out, I told you, check it out, make sure . . .



George:

Anyway if you wanna hear . . .



Napoleon:

You know what it smell like . . .



FZ:

Marty's odor.



George:

Come to the next show for the continuing stories of



Napoleon:

Marty's odor



George:

Marty's trick. But for now we go to . . .



See also comments to track 10 "Let's Move To Cleveland Solos".


Album Lyrics: You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4 [1991]


Frank Zappa
"You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4 [1991]"


1. Love of my life
2. Let's move to Cleveland
3. Outside now
4. The Black Page
5. Stevie's Spanking
6. Stick together
7. Florentine Pogen
8. The closer you are
9. Truck driver divorce
10. Teenage Wind
11. Approximate
12. Are You Upset?
13. Carolina Hard - Core Ecstasy
14. Church Chat
15. Johnny Darling
16. Little Girl Of Mine
17. Little Rubber Girl
18. Mary Lou
19. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
20. No, no cherry
21. Smell My Beard
22. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
23. The booger man
24. The Evil Prince
25. The Man From Utopia
26. The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
27. Tiny Sick Tears
28. Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
29. You Call That Music?