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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: Penis dimension
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Frank Zappa



Penis dimension

Penis dimension

Penis dimension is worrying me

I can't hardly sleep at night

'Cause of penis dimension



Do you worry?

Do you worry a lot?



No!



Do you worry?

Do you worry and moan . . .

That the size of your cock is not monstruous enough?



It's your penis dimension!

Penis dimension!



Howard:

Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah

Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah



Mark: Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the possiblity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of sub-conscious tension? Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician! A policeman! A jesuit monk

Howard?: [...]

Mark: A rock and roll guitar player! A wino! You name it. Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicone BEEF-UP, may become writers of hot books

Howard: "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."

Mark: Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns!

Howard: "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." Ha ha ha!

Mark: Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. There is no reason why you, or your loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the TROUBLES OF THE WORLD!

Howard: Right on, right on!

Mark: Now, if your a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:

Mark & Howard: ANYTHING OVER A MOUTHFUL IS WASTED! YES!

Mark: And isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy, and one night you're at a party and you're trying to be cool, I mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear, you're being so cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and he looks you up and down and he says, uh . . .

Howard: Eight inches or less?

Mark: Well let me tell you, brothers, that's the time when you got to turn around and look that sonofabitch right between the eyes, and you got to tell him these words:


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa
"Other Songs - Frank Zappa"


1. 50/50
2. Baby Snakes
3. Dinah-Moe-Humm
4. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
5. Eat The Yellow Snow (Pt 2)
6. Excentrifugal Forz
7. Father O'Blivion
8. Frank Zappa
9. Harder That Your Husband
10. Heavenly Bank Account
11. I Have Been In You
12. Joe's Garage
13. Joes Garage
14. Magic Fingers
15. Mom & Dad
16. Montana
17. Motherly Love
18. Oh No!
19. Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
20. Stink Foot
21. Tinseltown Rebellion
22. Uncle Remus
23. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
24. Zomby Woof
25. I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
26. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
27. A Few Moments With Brother A. West
28. A Kayak ( On Snow )
29. Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
30. Babbette
31. Brown Moses
32. Carol, You Fool
33. Chana In De Bushwop
34. Cocaine decisions(in album You Can't Do That On St
35. Courduroy ponce
36. Cucamonga
37. Dental Floss Tycoon
38. Dew on the newts we got
39. Diseases of the band
40. Drowning Witch - in album you can't do that on sta
41. Fifty - Fifty
42. Flowing Inside - Out
43. I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
44. It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
45. N - Lite
46. Nig Biz
47. Oh - Umm
48. Once Upon A Time
49. Penis dimension
50. Ride My Face To Chicago
51. Ruthie - Ruthie
52. Satumaa
53. Sweet Leilani
54. The Groupie Routine
55. This Is Phaze I I I
56. Tush Tush Tush
57. Undaunted Band Plays On
58. Valarie
59. We Gotta Get Into Something Real