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Artist/Band: Frank Zappa
Lyrics for Song: Heavenly Bank Account
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Frank Zappa



And if these words you do not heed
Your pocketbook just kinda might recede
When some man comes along and claims a godly need
He will clean you out right through your tweed

("That's right, you asked for it, remember there is a big difference
between kneeling down and bending over . . .")

He's got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account . . .
All from those chumps who was
Born again
Oh yeah, oh yeah

He's got seven limousines
And a private plane . . .
All for the use of his
Special Friends
Oh yeah, oh yeah

He's got thousand-dollar suits
And a Wembley Tie . . .
Girls love to stroke it
While he's on the phone
Oh yeah, oh yeah

At the House of Representatives
He's a groovy guy . . .
When he Gives Thanks
He is not alone . . .

He is dealin'
He is really dealin'
IRS can't determine
Where The Hook is

It is easy with the Bible
To pretend that
You're in Show Biz
(And a-one, and a-two, and a . . . )

They won't get him
They will never get him
For the naughty stuff
That he did

It is best in cases like this
To pretend that
You are stupid
(DOH . . . )

He's got Presidential Help
All along the way
He says the grace
While the lawyers chew
Oh yeah
They sure do

And the Governors agree to say:
"He's a lovely man!"
He makes it easier for
Them to screw
All of you . . .
Yes, that's true!

'Cause he helps put The Fear of God
In the Common Man
Snatchin' up money
Everywhere he can
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

He's got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account
You ain't got nothin', people
You ain't got nothin', people
You ain't got nothin', people
Thank the man . . . oh yeah

As we end another broadcast day
Let me say
That you ain't got nothin'
And he's got it all


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Frank Zappa


Frank Zappa
"Other Songs - Frank Zappa"


1. 50/50
2. Baby Snakes
3. Dinah-Moe-Humm
4. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
5. Eat The Yellow Snow (Pt 2)
6. Excentrifugal Forz
7. Father O'Blivion
8. Frank Zappa
9. Harder That Your Husband
10. Heavenly Bank Account
11. I Have Been In You
12. Joe's Garage
13. Joes Garage
14. Magic Fingers
15. Mom & Dad
16. Montana
17. Motherly Love
18. Oh No!
19. Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
20. Stink Foot
21. Tinseltown Rebellion
22. Uncle Remus
23. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
24. Zomby Woof
25. I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
26. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
27. A Few Moments With Brother A. West
28. A Kayak ( On Snow )
29. Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
30. Babbette
31. Brown Moses
32. Carol, You Fool
33. Chana In De Bushwop
34. Cocaine decisions(in album You Can't Do That On St
35. Courduroy ponce
36. Cucamonga
37. Dental Floss Tycoon
38. Dew on the newts we got
39. Diseases of the band
40. Drowning Witch - in album you can't do that on sta
41. Fifty - Fifty
42. Flowing Inside - Out
43. I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
44. It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
45. N - Lite
46. Nig Biz
47. Oh - Umm
48. Once Upon A Time
49. Penis dimension
50. Ride My Face To Chicago
51. Ruthie - Ruthie
52. Satumaa
53. Sweet Leilani
54. The Groupie Routine
55. This Is Phaze I I I
56. Tush Tush Tush
57. Undaunted Band Plays On
58. Valarie
59. We Gotta Get Into Something Real