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Artist/Band: Screeching Weasel
Lyrics for Song: Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus
Lyrics for Album: Thank You Very Little [2000]



Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries

She's got trouble with her tubes

If you go past her vagina and her cervix

You will find a completely empty room

Because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus

Her uterus is useless

Her physician has injected fluids in her private parts

But she just won't believe

That the efforts to eradicate her female trouble

Will cause her to conceive



No simple yeast or bladder infection

Could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through

This year her husband's sperm was studied

And swiftly passed the test

Now Jeannie's operation must commence

Artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs

Jeannie isn't ovulating

Even though she took all the proper pills

Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills


Album Lyrics: Thank You Very Little [2000]


Screeching Weasel
"Thank You Very Little [2000]"


1. 27 Things I Wanna Do To You
2. Automatic Rejector
3. Can't Take It
4. Cindy's On Methadone
5. Crying In My Beer
6. Guest List
7. Hey Suburbia
8. I Can See Clearly
9. I Need Therapy
10. I Wanna Be A Homosexual
11. I Was A High School Psychopath
12. I'm Gonna Strangle You
13. Inside Out
14. Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus
15. Joanie Loves Johnny
16. Lose The Dink
17. My Own World
18. Slogans
19. Supermarket Fantasy
20. Suzanne Is Getting Married
21. Teenage Freakshow
22. Totally
23. Veronica Hates Me
24. Waiting For Susie
25. You Are My Sunshine
26. You're The Enemy