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Artist/Band: Ben Folds
Lyrics for Song: The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis
Lyrics for Album: The Best Imitation Of Myself - A Retrospective [2011]



Uh, okay, we're going to do a new song then

It's about a man named, uh

Morgan Davis, Morgan

Morgan left the house to get some Cream of Wheat

And came back with a little bit more

All right, this features Joe DeLorenza



His wife is tired, she wants to sleep

But all that Morgan Davis wants is Cream of Wheat

He waits and when she turns out the lights

He tip-toes through the darkness

As he slips to the night



This boring life and he leads of buying and selling stocks

Makes him feel he's growing old and tired

There's no joy or strife just by passing time

In this boring life



He wants the lights, the Jaz, a piece of ass

A toothless bitch to blow him for a vile of crack

He cooks his junk in some Gatorade

And scores a bag of chronic on the East MLK



The secret life and he leads it

By selling drugs keeps him up at night

He's selling hash, screwing trailer trash

Hey, he's making cash, it's a whoring life



My friends are all salesman, my wife is a slut

There must be something bigger I can stick in my butt

The IRS is auditing, my life is in a rut



And so he's fired his heat, he's blown his blow

It's coming up on sunrise and it's time to go

He smells like barf, his hair's a mess

He wipes the coke and lipstick off his fat, hairy, chest



He stumbles home from a 'Lesie' show

He will be at work in an hour or so

He crawls in bed with his sleeping wife

Just a night to break up his boring life


Album Lyrics: The Best Imitation Of Myself - A Retrospective [2011]


Ben Folds
"The Best Imitation Of Myself - A Retrospective [2011]"


1. All U Can Eat
2. Annie Waits
3. Army
4. Battle of Who Could Care Less
5. Best Imitation of Myself
6. Bitches Ain't Shit
7. Boxing
8. Brick
9. Careless Whisper
10. Effington
11. Evaporated
12. Fred Jones Pt. 2
13. From Above
14. Girl
15. Gracie
16. Hiro's Song
17. House
18. Julianne
19. Kate
20. Kylie From Connecticut
21. Landed
22. Long Tall Texan
23. Losing Lisa
24. Magic
25. Mess
26. Missing The War
27. Not the Same
28. One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces
29. Philosophy
30. Picture Window
31. Rock Star
32. Rockin' The Suburbs
33. Selfless, Cold, And Composed
34. Sentimental Guy
35. Sleazy
36. Smoke
37. Song For The Dumped
38. Still
39. Still Fighting It
40. Such Great Heights
41. The Luckiest
42. The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis
43. There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
44. Time
45. Underground
46. Unrelated
47. Video
48. Wandering
49. You Don't Know Me
50. Zak And Sara