Artist/Band:
Guttermouth
Lyrics for Song: Lipstick
Lyrics for Album: Musical Monkey [1997]
on a tuesday afternoon
my mom came into my room
and said get the fuck up outta bed
and get a god damned job
so I told her hey hey fuck you mom
and I threw the phone at her head
but I missed and hit her in the snatch
so I slammed the door in her face
don't ever barge in my room
or I'll kick your ass and call the cops
and tell them I'm abused
and you'll wind up in jail
while I snowboard in Vail
no one to post your bail
cuz daddy loves me more
he says that your a...
you're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
mummy you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50, bucks!
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
sorry mom I had to pawn
the china silver and all your jewellery
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you
you're lazy, you're stupid, a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
mummy you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50 bucks
no make it 60 bucks, make it 75
why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse
I hope you're having fun rotting in jail
maybe i'll come visit you
nah!
enjoy your stretch in jail
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