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Artist/Band: South Park (Related Recordings)
Lyrics for Song: Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls (PS: I Love You)
Lyrics for Album: South Park: Chef Aid [1998]



2 tablespoons of cinnamon

And 2 or 3 egg whites

A half a stick of butter

Melt it.



Stick it all in a bowl, baby

Stir it with a wooden spoon.

Mix in a cup of flour,

You'll be in Heaven soon.



Say everybody, have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown!

If you ever need 'em quick,

Pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth



OOOHH!!



Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

They're packed full of vitamins and good for you

So suck on my balls!!



Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy

And throw in a bag or two of sugar

And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet,

'cause I hate when my balls stick

Then preheat the oven to three-fity and give that spoon a lick!



Say everybody, have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown!

If you ever need 'em quick, pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth!



Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

They're packed full of goodness

High in fiber!!

Suck on my balls



Sniff, sniff, sniff.



Hey, wait a minute,

What's that smell?

Smells like somethin' burnin'



Well, that don't bother me none

As long as I get my rent paid on Friday



Baby you better get back in the kitchen

'cause I gotta sneak in suspicion

Oh man, baby, baby

You just burnt my balls!!



HELP ME!!

MY BALLS ON FIRE!!

HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!

GET ME SOME WATER!!

POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!

MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!

OH MY GOODNESS!!

BLOW ON 'EM, BLOW ON 'EM

DO SOMETHIN'!!



Oooh.



Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.



THEY ON FIRE BABY!!



Suck on my chocolate salty balls.



BLOW 'EM OUT BABY!!



OH!

SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!

SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!



SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!



COME ON BABY!!



WOO!! WOO!!



Suck on my balls!!!!!



(Clapping)

Thank you, thank you

Here's a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!


Album Lyrics: South Park: Chef Aid [1998]


South Park (Related Recordings)
"South Park: Chef Aid [1998]"


1. Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls (PS: I Love You)
2. Chef - No Substitute
3. Chef - Simultaneous
4. Devo - Huboon Stomp
5. DMX, Ozzy & Ol' Dirty Bastard - Nowhere To Run
6. Elton John - Wake Up Wendy
7. Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away
8. Joe Strummer - It's A Rockin' World
9. Mase, Puffy, Lil' Kim & SOAD - Will They Die 4 You
10. Master P - Kenny's Dead
11. Meat Loaf & Chef - Tonight Is Right For Love
12. Mentally Dull (Thick Tank Mix)
13. Moose T Vs. Hot 'N' Juicy - Horny
14. Ned Gerblansky - Feel Like Makin' Love
15. Perry Farrell & D.V.D.A. - Hot Lava
16. Primus - Memphisto & Kevin
17. Primus - South Park Theme
18. Rancid - Brad Logan
19. Rick James & Ike Turner- Love Gravy
20. Ween - The Rainbow
21. Wyclef Jean - Bubblegoose