SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More Arrogant Worms lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: Arrogant Worms Lyrics for Song: I Am Cow Lyrics for Album: Semi-Conducted [2003] I am Cow Hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on a barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's Made from liquid from my udder I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo! I am cow, eating grass Methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when I belch Oh the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas. I am cow, here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From B.C. to Newfoundland You can squeeze my teats by hand I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, I am cow, Album Lyrics: Semi-Conducted [2003] Arrogant Worms "Semi-Conducted [2003]" 1. We Are The Beaver 2. Big Fat Road Manager 3. Billy The Theme Park Shark 4. Canada's Really Big 5. Carrot Juice Is Murder 6. Celine Dion 7. Dangerous 8. I Am Cow 9. Log Into You 10. Me Like Hockey 11. Rocks And Trees 12. The Gaelic Song 13. The Last Saskatchewan Pirate