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Artist/Band: Arrogant Worms
Lyrics for Song: Malcolm
Lyrics for Album: Gift Wrapped [2002]



Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom

Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol

Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law

But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all



Chorus

'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw (repeat 3 times)

and he never has the same problem twice



Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late

Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate

Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate

Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight



Chorus



vruum vruum (with accompanied screaming)

Problem solved.


Album Lyrics: Gift Wrapped [2002]


Arrogant Worms
"Gift Wrapped [2002]"


1. *Bonus* Dog Named Bob
2. A Man Has Needs
3. Boy Band
4. Christmas Is Almost Here
5. Idiot Road
6. Jesus' Brother Bob
7. Let There Be Guns
8. Malcolm
9. Rippy The Gator
10. Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
11. Song Inside My Head
12. The Happy Happy Birthday Song