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Artist/Band: Arrogant Worms
Lyrics for Song: Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
Lyrics for Album: Gift Wrapped [2002]



oooooohhhhh

santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

he's gonna kick your ass

he's gonna kick your ass

santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

cuz you've always been a rotten little brat



reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath

they're gonna chew your welcome mat

swallow your kitty cat

reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias

cuz santa hasn't fed them in a month



santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass

he's gonna KICK your ass

he's gonna KICK your ass

santa's coming and he's gonna KICK your ass

cuz he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo



elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey

wreck your tv

burn down your christmas tree

elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home

cuz they ain't got nothing else to do



santa's loaded with attitude

he's loud and drunk and smelly and rude

his workshops been closed by an auditor

and mrs. clause ran off with her chiropractor



santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

he's gonna kick your ass

he's gonna kick your ass

santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

cuz he's had a really crummy year


Album Lyrics: Gift Wrapped [2002]


Arrogant Worms
"Gift Wrapped [2002]"


1. *Bonus* Dog Named Bob
2. A Man Has Needs
3. Boy Band
4. Christmas Is Almost Here
5. Idiot Road
6. Jesus' Brother Bob
7. Let There Be Guns
8. Malcolm
9. Rippy The Gator
10. Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
11. Song Inside My Head
12. The Happy Happy Birthday Song