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Artist/Band:
Joe Diffie
Lyrics for Song: I'd Like to Have a Problem Like That
Lyrics for Album: Third Rock from the Sun [1994]
I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my sun tan
I work out in the heat and the cold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf
Instead of just another sheep in the fold
I hear the rich man hollar 'bout the shrinkin' dollar
Cry about a luxury tax
They won't let him write off his little 80 foot yacht
I'd like to have a problem like that.
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that.
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac?
Do I wanna drive fast, or just ride around in the back?
I'd like to have a problem like that.
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
He's seein' Sheela and Bambi, Linda and Candy
Burnin' both ends of his fuse
He said he's suffocatin' he needs a vacation
He can't find time to relax
From all the kissin' and huggin' and sweet talkin' lovin'
I'd like to have a problem like that
I'd like to have a problem like that
Be a one man woman jugglin' act
How many can you keep in the air
Before you loose track?
I'd like to have a problem like that
I'd like to be too rich, I'd like to be too thin.
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in.
Should I kiss and tell, and write a book on my life?
How much can I get for the movie rights?
I'd like to have a problem like that
Be a tabloid star at the check-out rack
Should I drag 'em through court, or tell 'em to kiss my facts?
I'd like to have a problem like that.
Give me those problems, I think that I can solve 'em.
I'd like to have a problem like that.
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| Album Lyrics: Third Rock from the Sun [1994] |
Joe Diffie
"Third Rock from the Sun [1994]"
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