SEARCH HERE: BROWSE 409412 LYRICS BY ARTIST/BAND NAME: #A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SITE MENU Last Updates Request Lyrics Submit / Correct Popularity Charts VISITORS Login / Register Your Thoughts My Playlists [ More Five Iron Frenzy lyrics ] add to playlist     see a mistake?    comment Artist/Band: Five Iron Frenzy Lyrics for Song: At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys Lyrics for Album: The End Is Near [2004] i'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet chain, like i was twenty-eight. i'm wearing my vans right now, so high school kids will think that i can skate. i've got a degree in science, yet shaking my fists in defiance. anyway, i'm not cliche, i hardly own any ties. i may be old, but at least i'm not like all those other old guys. i'm watching mtv, for fashion tips, so i can say, that i saw it first. backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say i'm cool, just like fred durst. i pay almost all my bills, i sleep on a futon still. anyway, i'm not cliche, i might not even die. i may be old, but at least i'm not like all those other old guys. Album Lyrics: The End Is Near [2004] Five Iron Frenzy "The End Is Near [2004]" 1. American Kryptonite 2. Anchors Away 3. At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys 4. Cannonball 5. Farewell To Arms 6. It Was Beautiful 7. New Years Eve 8. On Distant Shores 9. See The Flames Begin To Crawl 10. So Far, So Bad 11. Something Like Laughter 12. That's How The Story Ends 13. The Cross Of St. Andrew 14. Wizard Needs Food, Badly