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Artist/Band: Five Iron Frenzy
Lyrics for Song: Wizard Needs Food, Badly
Lyrics for Album: The End Is Near [2004]



Wizard needs food, badly



I know that you're probably mad at me

I've come to expect that

You know that you'll never have all of me

You've come to resent that

You say "tomato", I say "video games"

You're acting so solemn

You'll take the precious remote control from me

Do I sound like Gollum?

Not that I'm escaping

You charm me like the flame does moths

It's just that you'd prefer me docile

Like a narcoleptic sloth



The wizard needs food badly

The Voltron can't be incomplete

The things I love, you hate so madly

I must not go down in defeat



In the hunter-gatherer societies

I'd bring home the bacon

Public thought says men should try and be tame

Stirred but not shaken

I say "baseball" then you start to cry

I'm sorry I grieve you

I think a motorcycle's a good way to die

This must bereave you

I know that you try so hard

And I'm not saying it's a sin

It's just that they don't feel my pain

In Vogue or Cosmopolitan



And I'm sure you have your reasons

But listen to me please...

I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action grip

I want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchip

Tackle football with rocks, and sticks, and knives, and pain

I want a truck with the four wheel drive train

You'd rather see me get good at bookkeepping

I could clean house in the time that I'm not sleeping

I live to serve you, and I don't want to be rude

But you should see that the wizard needs food



Wizard is about to die


Album Lyrics: The End Is Near [2004]


Five Iron Frenzy
"The End Is Near [2004]"


1. American Kryptonite
2. Anchors Away
3. At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys
4. Cannonball
5. Farewell To Arms
6. It Was Beautiful
7. New Years Eve
8. On Distant Shores
9. See The Flames Begin To Crawl
10. So Far, So Bad
11. Something Like Laughter
12. That's How The Story Ends
13. The Cross Of St. Andrew
14. Wizard Needs Food, Badly