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Artist/Band: Wesley Willis
Lyrics for Song: Alanis Morissette
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Wesley Willis



An old man turned ninety-eight


He won the lottery and died the next day


It's a black fly in your Chardonnay


It's a death row pardon two minutes too late


And isn't it ironic don't you think





It's like rain on your wedding day


It's a free ride when you've already paid


It's the good advice that you just didn't take


Who would've thought it figures





Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly


He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye


He waited his whole damn life to take that flight


And as the plane crashed down he thought


"Well isn't this nice"


And isn't it ironic don't you think





It's like rain on your wedding day


It's a free ride when you've already paid


It's the good advice that you just didn't take


Who would've thought it figures





Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you


When you think everything's okay and everything's going right


And life has a funny way of helping you out when


You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up


In your face





A traffic jam when you're already late


A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break


It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife


It's meeting the man of my dreams


And then meeting his beautiful wife


And isn't it ironic don't you think


A little too ironic and, yeah, I really do think





It's like rain on your wedding day


It's a free ride when you've already paid


It's the good advice that you just didn't take


Who would've thought it figures





Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you


Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out


Helping you out


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Wesley Willis


Wesley Willis
"Other Songs - Wesley Willis"


1. 2 X 4
2. Alanis Morissette
3. Birdman Kicked My Ass
4. Bolt Thrower
5. Caryn Shaffer
6. Chronic Schiozophrenia
7. Cut The Mullet
8. Dale Meiners Yelled At Me
9. Electric Eel
10. Firewall The Throttle
11. Fuck With Me And Find Out
12. Fuck You
13. I Whipped Batman's Ass
14. It's Against The Law
15. Jello Biafra
16. Johnny Depp
17. Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief
18. Kurt Cobain
19. Lotion
20. Make Sure I'm Out Screwing Up
21. Mr. Scarface
22. Northwest Airlines
23. Oil Express
24. Retard Bus
25. Rock And Roll Mcdonalds
26. Rock N Roll Mcdonalds
27. Spank Wagon
28. Stop The Violence
29. Suck A Cheatah's Dick
30. Wesley Willis