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Artist/Band: Wesley Willis
Lyrics for Song: Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Wesley Willis



Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick

parked behind my house

He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock

After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor

He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit



Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle was a car thief



Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers

He was firewalling the throttle

When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen

Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens

Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick



Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle was a car thief



The police pulled Kris Kringle over

Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police

He was arrested for auto theft

He was whisked away to jail



Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief



Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Mitsubishi - the word is getting around


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Wesley Willis


Wesley Willis
"Other Songs - Wesley Willis"


1. 2 X 4
2. Alanis Morissette
3. Birdman Kicked My Ass
4. Bolt Thrower
5. Caryn Shaffer
6. Chronic Schiozophrenia
7. Cut The Mullet
8. Dale Meiners Yelled At Me
9. Electric Eel
10. Firewall The Throttle
11. Fuck With Me And Find Out
12. Fuck You
13. I Whipped Batman's Ass
14. It's Against The Law
15. Jello Biafra
16. Johnny Depp
17. Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief
18. Kurt Cobain
19. Lotion
20. Make Sure I'm Out Screwing Up
21. Mr. Scarface
22. Northwest Airlines
23. Oil Express
24. Retard Bus
25. Rock And Roll Mcdonalds
26. Rock N Roll Mcdonalds
27. Spank Wagon
28. Stop The Violence
29. Suck A Cheatah's Dick
30. Wesley Willis