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Artist/Band: Art Paul Schlosser
Lyrics for Song: 1st Church Of Beatlemania
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser



Join the 1st Church of Beatlemania.

Yes, this is the Reverend Paul McCartney Smith telling you

all you need is love so send us your money

because money can't buy you love and love is all you need.

Our 40 member choir knows over 100 Beatle songs

and are dressed in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club's Band uniforms.

Whether your Lady Madonna or Mr. Nowhereman

You'll really feel at home in our air conditioned apple shape auditorium

which is only 3 blocks from EMI studios on Abbey road or was that Crabby ?

Well anyways, we have the immortal words of

Ringo Starr,

John Lennon,

Paul McCartney,

& George Harrison

in a large bold black print on gold paper on leather bond book

which can be yours for a single donation of a $100 dollars.

Also included with the $100 dollars

is a 5 year membership in our church and your own Beatle wig.

This book which we have titled the Beatle Bible

includes interviews with not only the immortal Beatles

but also their dreams, their ideas,

their idols, their idol' idols, their idol' idol' idol' idols,

their friends and family.

If your one of the first 500 to join this month

will also send you the Beatle Hymn Book.

Yes you can be a Beatle !

Join the first church of Beatlemania and love-love our church.


Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser


Art Paul Schlosser
"Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser"


1. 1st Church Of Beatlemania
2. A Dream Come True(The Electric Keyboard Version)
3. Angeline (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm)
4. Darling I'm In Love, But
5. Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul)
6. Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair
7. I Don't Want To Find Waldo(The Electric Keyboard Version)
8. I Like My Mother (The Electric Keyboard Version)
9. I'm Gonna Love You Forever
10. Letz Danze (Live From Wort 89.9 Fm)
11. Mamas Don't Let Ur Babies Grow Up To Be Star Trekkies Or Scifi Fanboy
12. Maybe You Think I'm Weird(The Electric Keyboard Version)
13. Misery Loves Company On Guitar
14. My Cat Was Taking A Bath(The Electric Keyboard Version)
15. Ode To Taylor Swift
16. Passing The Buck (With A Whistle)
17. Pink Pants (The Electric Keyboard Version)
18. Politics Sucks Blues (with juice harp)
19. Purple Bananas On The Moon(The Electric Keyboard Version)
20. Rock Of Salvation
21. Ron Dayne
22. Santa Claus Twist(Ukulele Style)
23. Shall The Circle Be Unbroken (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm)
24. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard
25. The One Chord Song (The Electric Keyboard Version)
26. Your Music's Too Loud (With An Electric Guitar)
27. A,A7, & Am
28. Good Morning Good Morning
29. I'm Not Here (Different Longer Version)
30. I've Been Working On The Railroad
31. It's Spring Time In Antarctica
32. Leftovers (Can't Eat It)
33. Moving Days Song
34. Sing More/talk Less
35. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
36. The Cows At The Zoo
37. The One Chord Song (The Sequel!)
38. The Republican Song (Guitar Version)
39. Brett Favre
40. Buy Her A Flower
41. Call On Jesus feat. Brother Michael
42. Does Your Bed Post Lose It's Flavor
43. Generic Sports Team Song
44. Google
45. Kiss Me I'm Not Irish
46. Popcorn
47. She's A Gangster
48. Show Me Your Crazy Legs
49. The Bob Song
50. The World Isn't Gonna End Instantly
51. Up The Ladder Down
52. White Shirt
53. You're Pretty When You're Wet
54. Your Brain
55. U're The Best
56. 16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster
57. 9 Ladies That Rhyme
58. Are You A Werewolf
59. Get Excited (Feat. Ted Knowle & Christy Martinson)
60. I Bet You've Got A Smile
61. I Don't Want A Gun
62. I Like Them All
63. I Like Your Dress
64. I Like Your Hat
65. I Love Jesus
66. I Love U (Version X)
67. I Want To See Your Tattoo
68. I'm A Caveman Baby
69. No Woman No Fries
70. Read A Book
71. Revolution Dance
72. Rn't You Glad
73. Scott Walker Is A Pirate
74. Scott Walker Loves You
75. Sharks
76. Sprinkles On My Donut
77. Testify
78. The Last Track
79. We Need A Government With Love
80. Donald Driver
81. I Don't Care
82. Tiger Woods