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Artist/Band: Art Paul Schlosser Lyrics for Song: 16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser Art Paul:I have a little more time maybe I should play one more song at least Pete:That would be fantastic Art Paul:This one I want to dedicate to Alley She's a friend and when I first did it I made it up for her on the spot It's called: If You Have a 16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster If you have a 16 foot fire breathing lobster Well I believe you You don't have to show it to me It sounds scary Maybe it's claws are sharp If it's really 16 foot And it really breaths fire Maybe I'll just trust you I don't have to look at it I might not tell anybody about it Cause I still may not believe you But I rather believe you than actually have proof In fact I bet if the government finds out about it They want to know more about it So maybe you should show a police man They might want to see it If it's really 16 foot And it's got sharp claws and breaths fire Maybe the police Or the fire department might want to know about it Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ But don't show it to me Not really that interested I'm in a hurry Can I go somewhere else Maybe I'll call you next week I think I've got your number but if I don't Don't worry about it I'll find it later In fact I'm thinking Could we cook it That would be a lot lobster I wouldn't mind eating a lobster that big If you could find a way to cook the thing Invite me over We'll have a big lobster party You've got a 16 foot lobster that breaths fire Maybe you should kill it Before it destroys our city Pete:Wow that's it ? Art Paul: Yeah Maybe I should do Do we have time for one more Pete: We've got time for one more but then we got to wrap it up Pete:Did it kill the city ? that's kind of mine Art Paul:We'll never know Pete: That's part of

Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser

Art Paul Schlosser
"Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser"


1.	1st Church Of Beatlemania
2.	A Dream Come True(The Electric Keyboard Version)
3.	Angeline (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm)
4.	Darling I'm In Love, But
5.	Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul)
6.	Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair
7.	I Don't Want To Find Waldo(The Electric Keyboard Version)
8.	I Like My Mother (The Electric Keyboard Version)
9.	I'm Gonna Love You Forever
10.	Letz Danze (Live From Wort 89.9 Fm)
11.	Mamas Don't Let Ur Babies Grow Up To Be Star Trekkies Or Scifi Fanboy
12.	Maybe You Think I'm Weird(The Electric Keyboard Version)
13.	Misery Loves Company On Guitar
14.	My Cat Was Taking A Bath(The Electric Keyboard Version)
15.	Ode To Taylor Swift
16.	Passing The Buck (With A Whistle)
17.	Pink Pants (The Electric Keyboard Version)
18.	Politics Sucks Blues (with juice harp)
19.	Purple Bananas On The Moon(The Electric Keyboard Version)
20.	Rock Of Salvation
21.	Ron Dayne
22.	Santa Claus Twist(Ukulele Style)
23.	Shall The Circle Be Unbroken (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm)
24.	She's Got A Gorgeous Beard
25.	The One Chord Song (The Electric Keyboard Version)
26.	Your Music's Too Loud (With An Electric Guitar)
27.	A,A7, & Am
28.	Good Morning Good Morning
29.	I'm Not Here (Different Longer Version)
30.	I've Been Working On The Railroad
31.	It's Spring Time In Antarctica
32.	Leftovers (Can't Eat It)
33.	Moving Days Song
34.	Sing More/talk Less
35.	Take Me Out To The Ball Game
36.	The Cows At The Zoo
37.	The One Chord Song (The Sequel!)
38.	The Republican Song (Guitar Version)
39.	Brett Favre
40.	Buy Her A Flower
41.	Call On Jesus feat. Brother Michael
42.	Does Your Bed Post Lose It's Flavor
43.	Generic Sports Team Song
44.	Google
45.	Kiss Me I'm Not Irish
46.	Popcorn
47.	She's A Gangster
48.	Show Me Your Crazy Legs
49.	The Bob Song
50.	The World Isn't Gonna End Instantly
51.	Up The Ladder Down
52.	White Shirt
53.	You're Pretty When You're Wet
54.	Your Brain
55.	U're The Best
56.	16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster
57.	9 Ladies That Rhyme
58.	Are You A Werewolf
59.	Get Excited (Feat. Ted Knowle & Christy Martinson)
60.	I Bet You've Got A Smile
61.	I Don't Want A Gun
62.	I Like Them All
63.	I Like Your Dress
64.	I Like Your Hat
65.	I Love Jesus
66.	I Love U (Version X)
67.	I Want To See Your Tattoo
68.	I'm A Caveman Baby
69.	No Woman No Fries
70.	Read A Book
71.	Revolution Dance
72.	Rn't You Glad
73.	Scott Walker Is A Pirate
74.	Scott Walker Loves You
75.	Sharks
76.	Sprinkles On My Donut
77.	Testify
78.	The Last Track
79.	We Need A Government With Love
80.	Donald Driver
81.	I Don't Care
82.	Tiger Woods