16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster

Art Paul:I have a little more time maybe I should play one more song

at least



Pete:That would be fantastic



Art Paul:This one I want to dedicate to Alley

She's a friend and when I first did it I made it up for her

on the spot

It's called:

If You Have a 16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster



If you have a 16 foot fire breathing lobster

Well I believe you

You don't have to show it to me

It sounds scary

Maybe it's claws are sharp



If it's really 16 foot

And it really breaths fire

Maybe I'll just trust you

I don't have to look at it

I might not tell anybody about it

Cause I still may not believe you

But I rather believe you than actually have proof

In fact I bet if the government finds out about it

They want to know more about it

So maybe you should show a police man

They might want to see it



If it's really 16 foot

And it's got sharp claws and breaths fire

Maybe the police

Or the fire department might want to know about it



Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~

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But don't show it to me

Not really that interested

I'm in a hurry

Can I go somewhere else

Maybe I'll call you next week

I think I've got your number but if I don't

Don't worry about it I'll find it later

In fact I'm thinking



Could we cook it

That would be a lot lobster

I wouldn't mind eating a lobster that big

If you could find a way to cook the thing

Invite me over

We'll have a big lobster party



You've got a 16 foot lobster that breaths fire

Maybe you should kill it

Before it destroys our city



Pete:Wow that's it ?



Art Paul: Yeah

Maybe I should do

Do we have time for one more



Pete: We've got time for one more but then we got to wrap it up



Pete:Did it kill the city ?

that's kind of mine



Art Paul:We'll never know



Pete: That's part of