Art Paul Schlosser

699 songs across 25 album sections.

About Art Paul Schlosser

Art Paul Schlosser is a prolific American singer-songwriter known for his eclectic catalog of over 699 songs and nearly 20,000 recorded hits. His work spans a wide range of genres, from humorous takes on Elvis impersonation to heartfelt religious anthems and satirical social commentary. Schlosser frequently collaborates with notable figures, such as Simon Peter and Robert W. Monthey, creating unique duets that highlight his versatility as a performer. His discography features distinct albums like "Songs I Recorded On The Phone" and "The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser," which showcase his ability to blend comedy with sincere emotion. Tracks such as "The Latest Elvis Imitator" and "I Praise The Lord Everyday" exemplify his diverse style, ranging from theatrical parody to traditional gospel. With a significant presence in the archive, Schlosser remains a vital voice in contemporary folk and comedy music, offering listeners a rich tapestry of original compositions and collaborative efforts.

Be My Valentine

Be My Valentine

  1. 4
  2. 4 Again
  3. 5
  4. Ain't It Great
  5. At The Elvis Concert
  6. Be My Valentine
  7. Beach Old Lady
  8. Beach Old Lady Revisited
  9. Cat/horse Joke
  10. Commercial
  11. Get The Lord Known (In Your Heart,Yeah)
  12. I Like My Mother
  13. I'm Blue
  14. Kum Ba Ya
  15. Letz Danze
  16. Never Grow Up
  17. O'when The Saints (Go Marching In)
  18. Ordinary Blues
  19. Please Mr Policeman
  20. Red Hat Blues
  21. Rosy The Vampira
  22. Scary Techno Song #5006
  23. Setting Off The Alarm
  24. She's A Slow Walker
  25. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard
  26. Sound Bite
  27. Sound Bite II
  28. Sound Bite III
  29. The Filler Song
  30. The Grocery Store Incident
  31. The Robbery
  32. Yeah
  33. Yes-You Caught Me
  34. You Can Leave
  35. You're Gonna Die
Do You Want To Walk On Water

Do You Want To Walk On Water

  1. A Few Words About Jesus
  2. Chilly Winds That Blow From Up North
  3. Do You Want To Walk On Water
  4. Eat Nutritiously
  5. End Times Poetry
  6. Farther Along
  7. He Died On A Cross For Me
  8. He Is Coming
  9. Help Me Have More Compassion Lord
  10. Help Me Trust You Lord
  11. His Grace Is Sufficient For You
  12. I Love You Said She
  13. I've Got A Reason To Live
  14. It's Jesus In Me
  15. Jesus Blues
  16. Jesus Is My Savior
  17. Jesus Is My Valentine
  18. Jesus Loves Me This I Know
  19. Love & Be Kind
  20. Magnify The Lord With All Your Heart
  21. Make A Joyful Noise
  22. My Sheep Follow Me
  23. One Song Jesus
  24. Praise The Lord
  25. Ride His Joyful Ride
  26. Sometimes A Man He Don't Get What He Wants
  27. The Airplane Story
  28. The Harp Player
  29. The Harp Player Again
  30. The King Is Coming
  31. The Kingdom Of God First
  32. The Lord Rap
  33. The Playground Of The King
  34. There's Jazz Around The Corner
  35. They Thought He Was A Wiseman
  36. Wait Patiently
  37. When Is Jesus Coming
  38. You're Empty Inside
F.A.W.M. (February Album Writing Month) [2008]

F.A.W.M. (February Album Writing Month) [2008]

  1. Cat's Making Noises
  2. Coming To Your Town
  3. Gary
  4. I'm Gonna Eat Alot Of Real Bad Food
  5. I'm Gonna Eat Alot Of Real Bad Food II
  6. Invisible Blues
  7. It's A Snow Day!
  8. It's February Album Writing Month
  9. Oh For One More Visit With My Aunt And Uncles On The Farm
  10. Put Some Cheese On It
  11. Start Over
  12. The Cooking Song
  13. The End Is The Beginning
  14. The Turtle Rabbit Dilemma
  15. There's Too Many Too Many Too Many Good Meal Blues
  16. Vitamin C
  17. Writer's Block
  18. You've Got To Have Some Butter
Happy Birthday & Smile Be Happy

Happy Birthday & Smile Be Happy

  1. 30 Over The Edge At 29
  2. Acappella
  3. Alice
  4. Bye Bye Ba-Baby
  5. C.A.R.E.
  6. Christine - Kristine
  7. F.R.I.E.N.D.
  8. God Is Great
  9. Happy Birthday
  10. Happy New Year
  11. He Recycles Cans
  12. Hi, How Are You
  13. I Will Come To The Wedding
  14. I'm Demoralizing Your Kids
  15. Infinite
  16. Interesting
  17. Jesus Is The Answer
  18. Jesus Loves Cowboys Too
  19. Jesus Took Away My Drugs
  20. Larry Lightning
  21. Lemonade
  22. No Shoe Blues
  23. Pollution Blues
  24. Rock Of Salvation
  25. Scream
  26. Send Me A Kiss
  27. Smile Be Happy
  28. The Character Inside
  29. The Elephant Song
  30. There's A Bear In The Barn, Mrs. Jones .
  31. Today's Dream
  32. Vegetables
I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes

I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes

  1. 3-6 Headed
  2. 99-99
  3. Confindently Sincerely Forever Goodbye (It's really:If you knew me)
  4. Exaggeration
  5. Greene
  6. I Bet On The Packers
  7. I Know
  8. I Married An Irish Lassy
  9. I Met A Snowwoman
  10. Jesus Has Given Me You
  11. Just a Pest(It's really: Confindently Sincerly Forever Goodbye)
  12. Monument To Nothing
  13. My Mother Is Reading A Book
  14. My New Year's Resolution
  15. Oh!
  16. Roses Blood Red
  17. Santa's In Jail
  18. Spring
  19. Super Duper Loud NOIZE
  20. Taco Green Paste On Cardboard(Also includes: The Food is Really Cool)
  21. The Food Is Cool(It's really Won't It Feel Good)
  22. The Joy Of Snow
  23. Train
  24. Won't It Feel Good (It's really: Just a Pest)
  25. You Better Watch This
  26. You Don't Always Get What Your Due
  27. You Don't Gotta Die
  28. Your Car Is A Ufo
I'm A Prince By The Artist Still Known As Art Paul Schlosser

I'm A Prince By The Artist Still Known As Art Paul Schlosser

  1. Are You Dumb Enough(To Be Her Man)
  2. As Stars Come Out
  3. Corp. Greed
  4. Door Bell I
  5. Door Bell II
  6. Everytime You Go Away
  7. Harmonica Broke
  8. Have I Got A Real Good Deal For You
  9. Heaven Rag
  10. I Hate War
  11. I Just Made It Up
  12. I'm A Prince
  13. I'm Happy You're Back
  14. Madison
  15. Please ! Don't Blow Me Up
  16. Red Red Red-Blue Rain
  17. She Is A Butterfly Of The Lord
  18. She Keeps Coming Back, Coming Back
  19. The Busy Day Begins
  20. The Lord Is There
  21. The Mark Of The Beast
  22. Tuna Casserole Rag
  23. Undertaker
  24. Video Games
  25. What!
  26. You're Getting Wet
Leftovers [2008]

Leftovers [2008]

  1. A,A7, & Am
  2. Good Morning Good Morning
  3. I'm Not Here (Different Longer Version)
  4. I've Been Working On The Railroad
  5. It's Spring Time In Antarctica
  6. Leftovers (Can't Eat It)
  7. Let's Make Up Some Words
  8. Mamas Don't Let Yourbabies Grow Up To Be Star Trek-Kiesorscifi Fanboys
  9. Moving Days Song
  10. Oh Susanna
  11. Sing More/talk Less
  12. Take Me Out Of The Army With Robert W. Monthey
  13. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
  14. The Cows At The Zoo
  15. The One Chord Song (The Sequel!)
  16. The Republican Song (Banjo Version)
  17. The Republican Song (Guitar Version)
  18. Walmart Sellout Song
  19. You Are My Sunshine
Live At The Club De Wash & The 3 Song Experiment At Bob's Apartment

Live At The Club De Wash & The 3 Song Experiment At Bob's Apartment

  1. 99-99 (Live At The Club De Wash)
  2. Cheddar Cheese (Live At The Club De Wash)
  3. Disco Cleopatra
  4. Drink Milk Rap (Live At The Club De Wash)
  5. European Girls (Live At The Club De Wash)
  6. Hi, How Are You (Live At The Club De Wash)
  7. I Bet On The Packers (Live At The Club De Wash)
  8. I Want To Be Madonna (Live At The Club De Wash)
  9. Jesus Took Away My Drugs (Live At The Club De Wash)
  10. Maybe You Think We're Weird
  11. Moo Moo Mania (Live At The Club De Wash)
  12. My Bicycle (Live)
  13. My Cat Was Taking A Bath (Live At The Club De Wash)
  14. My Mom Is A Giraffe
  15. No Shoe Blues (Live At Club Dewash)
  16. Pink Pants (Live At The Club De Wash)
  17. Pizza Growl
  18. Purple Bananas (On The Moon) (Live At The Club De Wash)
  19. Scream(Live At The Club DeWash)
  20. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard (Live At The Club De Wash)
  21. Why Blow The Place Up
  22. Yippie Yippie Yippie Yippie-O (Live At The Club De Wash)
Live At The Hog

Live At The Hog

  1. 30 Over The Edge At 29 (Live)
  2. A Dream Come True (Live)
  3. Amazing Grace (Live)
  4. Blowing In The Wind & Going Down The Road Feeling Good
  5. Cow T-Shirt Jingle (Live)
  6. Happy Birthday (Live)
  7. Hi, How Are You (Live)
  8. I Want You To Marry Me & Pink Pants
  9. I Will Come To The Wedding (Live)
  10. I'm Demoralizing Your Kids (Live)
  11. I've Got The Blues (Live)
  12. If It Could Be You
  13. Intro & Oh Susanna
  14. Larry Lightning (Live)
  15. Lemonade(Live)
  16. Love Me Do (With Kazoo) & You Are My Sunshine
  17. No Shoe Blues (Live)
  18. Purple Bananas (On The Moon) (Live)
  19. Scream (Live)
  20. The Latest Elvis Imitator (Live)
  21. Vegetables (Live)
  22. Waltz With Me Wanda (Live)
  23. Worst Restaurant (Live)
Living In A Materialistic World

Living In A Materialistic World

  1. Congestion
  2. Does This Sound Familiar
  3. Heart Attach
  4. Hope You Don't Get Divorced
  5. Hurry! Stores Are Closing!
  6. I'm On Your Radio
  7. I'm Text Messaging
  8. I've Got A Guitar
  9. Prom Date
  10. She Is Talking On The Phone
  11. Slap Jazz
My Cat Was Taking A Bath & Dead Skunk Perfume Plus 23 Other Songs

My Cat Was Taking A Bath & Dead Skunk Perfume Plus 23 Other Songs

  1. A Flower Grew
  2. Funky Funky
  3. Garbage Rap
  4. Hand Hand Shake Shake Shake
  5. I Need You & You Need Me
  6. I Want You To Marry Me
  7. I've Got The Blues/then You've Got The Blues/more Of I've Got The Blue
  8. Jesus Is The Joy When You've Got The Blues
  9. Let's Go Throw The Frisbee
  10. My Bicycle
  11. My Daddy Wore A Raccoon Hat
  12. Never Go On A Date With A Thief
  13. Shortest & Even Shorter
  14. Thorn In The Flesh
  15. We Will Still Be Friends
  16. Yippy Yippy Yippy Yippy-O
Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser

Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser

  1. 1st Church Of Beatlemania
  2. A Dream Come True(The Electric Keyboard Version)
  3. Angeline (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm)
  4. Darling I'm In Love, But
  5. Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul)
  6. Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair
  7. I Don't Want To Find Waldo(The Electric Keyboard Version)
  8. I Like My Mother (The Electric Keyboard Version)
  9. I'm Gonna Love You Forever
  10. Letz Danze (Live From Wort 89.9 Fm)
  11. Mamas Don't Let Ur Babies Grow Up To Be Star Trekkies Or Scifi Fanboy
  12. Maybe You Think I'm Weird(The Electric Keyboard Version)
  13. Misery Loves Company On Guitar
  14. My Cat Was Taking A Bath(The Electric Keyboard Version)
  15. Ode To Taylor Swift
  16. Passing The Buck (With A Whistle)
  17. Pink Pants (The Electric Keyboard Version)
  18. Politics Sucks Blues (with juice harp)
  19. Purple Bananas On The Moon(The Electric Keyboard Version)
  20. Rock Of Salvation
  21. Ron Dayne
  22. Santa Claus Twist(Ukulele Style)
  23. Shall The Circle Be Unbroken (Live On Wort 89.9 Fm)
  24. She's Got A Gorgeous Beard
  25. The One Chord Song (The Electric Keyboard Version)
  26. Your Music's Too Loud (With An Electric Guitar)
  27. A,A7, & Am
  28. Good Morning Good Morning
  29. I'm Not Here (Different Longer Version)
  30. I've Been Working On The Railroad
  31. It's Spring Time In Antarctica
  32. Leftovers (Can't Eat It)
  33. Moving Days Song
  34. Sing More/talk Less
  35. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
  36. The Cows At The Zoo
  37. The One Chord Song (The Sequel!)
  38. The Republican Song (Guitar Version)
  39. Brett Favre
  40. Buy Her A Flower
  41. Call On Jesus feat. Brother Michael
  42. Does Your Bed Post Lose It's Flavor
  43. Generic Sports Team Song
  44. Google
  45. Kiss Me I'm Not Irish
  46. Popcorn
  47. She's A Gangster
  48. Show Me Your Crazy Legs
  49. The Bob Song
  50. The World Isn't Gonna End Instantly
  51. Up The Ladder Down
  52. White Shirt
  53. You're Pretty When You're Wet
  54. Your Brain
  55. U're The Best
  56. 16 Foot Fire Breathing Lobster
  57. 9 Ladies That Rhyme
  58. Are You A Werewolf
  59. Get Excited (Feat. Ted Knowle & Christy Martinson)
  60. I Bet You've Got A Smile
  61. I Don't Want A Gun
  62. I Like Them All
  63. I Like Your Dress
  64. I Like Your Hat
  65. I Love Jesus
  66. I Love U (Version X)
  67. I Want To See Your Tattoo
  68. I'm A Caveman Baby
  69. No Woman No Fries
  70. Read A Book
  71. Revolution Dance
  72. Rn't You Glad
  73. Scott Walker Is A Pirate
  74. Scott Walker Loves You
  75. Sharks
  76. Sprinkles On My Donut
  77. Testify
  78. The Last Track
  79. We Need A Government With Love
  80. Donald Driver
  81. I Don't Care
  82. Tiger Woods
Reinventing Myself

Reinventing Myself

  1. A Dream Come True
  2. Bless The Lord Always
  3. Christian - Kristine(The Electric Keyboard Version)
  4. Church Bell Lametation No. 1
  5. Have A Peanut Buttersandwich
  6. Hey Let's Talk
  7. Hi Low
  8. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy(The Electric Keyboard Version)
  9. I Can't Breath No More
  10. I Want To Be Madonna (The Electric Keyboard Version)
  11. I'm Not Living For My Funeral
  12. Intro To: I'm Not Living For My Funeral
  13. Intro To: Keep Going
  14. Intro To: Why Should The Poor Always Play Free
  15. Is That Linda
  16. John Chapter 8
  17. Keep Going
  18. My Grace Is Sufficient For You
  19. My Horse Only Came In Show
  20. Reinventing Myself
  21. Smokin' Blues
  22. Tail Tale
  23. The Traffic's Really Bad Here
  24. The Whispering Song
  25. They're Coming To Get You
  26. W.W.J.D.
  27. Why Should The Poor Always Play Free
Scum Always Rises To The Top

Scum Always Rises To The Top

  1. A Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair
  2. Amazing Grace
  3. Are You Over Me
  4. Are You Ready
  5. Different
  6. Everybody's Doing It
  7. Hungry Man Blues
  8. Hymn 1001
  9. I Don't Want To Buy
  10. I'm Not Begging
  11. In The Silence Of The Room
  12. Interesting No. 3
  13. Intro To A Hundred Thousand To Me Sounds Fair
  14. Intro To I Don't Want To Buy
  15. It Takes A Whole World
  16. Marilyn
  17. My Pit Bull
  18. Praise The Lord And Be Confident
  19. Scum Always Rises At The Top
  20. So What/You're Dead
  21. Space Poem
  22. Thank You for Your Critism
  23. That's The Time To Talk
  24. The Movie Is Over
  25. The Parade Is Coming
  26. Weather Man
  27. What Are You Doing For The Lord
  28. Why
  29. Woman Blues
  30. Yeah She'll Be My Honey
  31. You Are A Rose
  32. You Make Me Laugh
  33. You Never Call Me Up
Smile, Youre On Kandid Kamera

Smile, Youre On Kandid Kamera

  1. Amazing Grace(Jazz style with 7th chords added)
  2. Are You A Tree Killer
  3. Bass Song
  4. Everybody
  5. Go ! Badgers Go !
  6. God Is Watching You
  7. I Got Dumped
  8. I Heard You Just Had A Baby
  9. I Love You
  10. I Love You II
  11. Mary Had A Little Lamb
  12. Mocking Bird
  13. Oh Mac Donald (With A Talking Dog)
  14. Ron Dayne
  15. She Wore Black
  16. Smile You're On Kandid Kamera
  17. The Back Street Boys(I Want To Kill Them)
  18. The Imagination Factory
  19. The Times They Are Changing Back
  20. We Say I Love You
  21. You've Got To Have A Koke
  22. Your Life Is A Circle
Songs I Forgot That The Elephant Remembered

Songs I Forgot That The Elephant Remembered

  1. Adam On The Juice Harp
  2. Advice
  3. Do You Wonder
  4. Elvis Burger Joke
  5. Hollywood Bell
  6. I Don't Want To Be Cool
  7. I Saw Her
  8. I'm Glad We're Through(With A Rhythm Instrument Added)
  9. I've Got The Blues(With Drums Added)
  10. If I Kissed You
  11. In Her Name With Love
  12. Jesus Is The Joy If You Got The Blues (With Back Up Singing)
  13. Just 3 Words
  14. My Girl Friends So Old
  15. My Rocking Chair Has No Arms Blues
  16. Salesman
  17. Scream! Live On Wort 89.9 Fm
  18. She's So Cute
  19. Slapple
  20. Sound Check Song
  21. Tom Dooley
  22. You Don't Gotta
  23. You're The Only Dandelion In My Whole World Live On Wort 89.9 Fm
Songs I Recorded On The Phone

Songs I Recorded On The Phone

  1. 2 Seasons
  2. Blue Grass
  3. Car Won't Start (Regular Phone)
  4. Car Won't Start (Speaker Phone)
  5. Cheesie Valentine
  6. Chocolate
  7. Chocolate Candy
  8. Forever & Forever Amen
  9. Get The New Sappy Crooner Cd!
  10. Halloween
  11. Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul Elvis Version)
  12. Hey Hey I'm Not The Monkees
  13. I Found A Costume I
  14. I Found A Costume II
  15. I Like Peace
  16. I Praise The Lord Everyday
  17. I Wanna Give You A Kiss (With Simon Peter)
  18. I'm Floating My Boat By Simon Peter Schlosser
  19. I've Got A Guitar I
  20. I've Got A Guitar II
  21. I've Got A Guitar III
  22. I've Got A Guitar IV
  23. I've Got A Superman T-Shirt
  24. Knock Knock Joke 2
  25. Knock Knock Joke I
  26. Martin Luther King
  27. Merry Christmas From Simon Peter
  28. Merry Christmas Ya Ya Ya
  29. Night Mirror (Regular Phone)
  30. Night Mirror (Speaker Phone)
  31. Plaid Christmas
  32. Simon Peter Simon Peter
  33. The Computer Is Thinking
  34. Your Love Is The Sound Click In My Heart
The Abcs Of Art Paul Schlossers World

The Abcs Of Art Paul Schlossers World

  1. Another Folk Song On The Radio
  2. Body Odor Blues
  3. Cow Pie
  4. D
  5. Eating Cheese
  6. Free Bird
  7. Generic Dedication Song
  8. Hurry Up And Wait
  9. Intro: Warning
  10. Irs Is Coming To Town
  11. Jukebox
  12. Kazoo Boy
  13. Let's Loiter
  14. My Baby
  15. No Beer At The Bar
  16. On The Right
  17. Play Something Special
  18. Quiet
  19. Rudolph The Robot
  20. She's The Only Dandelion In My Whole World
  21. This Is The Buddy Song
  22. U're The Only U That U've Got
  23. Vacuum Rap
  24. Want To Be A Librarian
  25. X-Mas Morgue
  26. Yawning
  27. Z Instrumental
The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser

The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser

  1. A News Bulletin
  2. Another Star Trek Sequel Blues
  3. Are You Gullible
  4. Choke Soda
  5. Corn Joke
  6. Dead Skunk Perfume
  7. Drink Milk Rap
  8. Girlfriend With A Car
  9. I Ate The Poppin Fresh Dough Boy
  10. I Don't Want To Find Waldo
  11. I Want A Date With The Menards Lady
  12. I Want To Be Madonna
  13. In The Cheap Rent District
  14. Infinity
  15. Just A Noise
  16. Just A Pest
  17. Kermit The Frog Aftershave
  18. Klone Radio Station
  19. Krud Radio Station
  20. Maybe You Think I'm Weird
  21. My Cat Was Taking A Bath
  22. My Name Is Art
  23. One Note
  24. Pink Pants
  25. Purple Bananas On The Moon
  26. Santa Claus Twist
  27. Santa Is Elvis
  28. Scratch In The Record
  29. Swatting A Fly
  30. Thanksgiving Stuffing
  31. The 1st Church Of Beatlemania
  32. The Christmas Book Club
  33. The Cow T-Shirt Jingle
  34. The End
  35. The Latest Elvis Imitator
  36. The One Chord Song
  37. The Shortest Song I Ever Wrote
  38. The Worst Restaurant
  39. They Won't Play This On Country Western Radio
  40. This One's Even Shorter
  41. Top 10 Reasons
  42. Waltz With Me Wanda
  43. Weird Radio Station
  44. What Radio Station
  45. 5
The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser(The Sequel)

The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser(The Sequel)

  1. Brainwashed !
They Won't Play This On The Country Western Radio

They Won't Play This On The Country Western Radio

  1. 10 O'clock News
  2. 2nd Coming Boogie
  3. 3 Note Song
  4. Angeline
  5. Boyfriend's Mean(Ukulele Style)
  6. Bye Bye Ba-Baby(Ukulele Style)
  7. Heavy Metal Ukelele
  8. Hi, How Are You(Ukulele Style)
  9. I Like My Mother / Cockles And Mussels
  10. I'm Just Another Lost Island In The Sea
  11. My Cat Was Taking A Bath(Ukulele Style)
  12. Neither Either, Or Nor
  13. No One Recognizes Me Anymore
  14. Purple Bananas (On The Moon)(Ukulele Style)
  15. Red River Valley
  16. Shall The Circle Be Unbroken
  17. Silent Night I
  18. Skip To My Lou
  19. Tom Dooley I, Tom Dooley II
  20. Venison Christmas / Silent Night II
Untitled I And Untitled II

Untitled I And Untitled II

  1. 13 Reasons
  2. A Bit Of Logic
  3. A Poet I Am
  4. About Things
  5. At The 400 Bar
  6. Ban The Klan
  7. Because Of Jesus
  8. Colors By Voice
  9. Confession Of A Pinball Addict/non Alcoholic Dance Floor
  10. Darling Darlene
  11. Deception
  12. Detox
  13. European Girls
  14. Hand Guns Illegal
  15. Health News
  16. High Low Guitar Version
  17. I Am Me
  18. I Don't Like To Argue
  19. I Don't Really Know
  20. I'm A Clutz
  21. If I Must Die
  22. Interesting No. 2
  23. Is He For Real
  24. Just For You
  25. Kiss Me Darling (I've Got Aids)
  26. Let's Pick Up The Pieces Again
  27. Life Is Grand
  28. Now That The War Is Over
  29. Our Flag
  30. Our Roof Leaks
  31. This Brain I've Got
  32. Time Goes So Fast
  33. Trash Blues
  34. We Don't Have To Have Sex
  35. We Took A Pole
  36. You Got To Be Cracked
  37. Your Love & Friendship
Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]

Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]

  1. Baby
  2. Be My Friend
  3. Big Toes
  4. Blunt
  5. Boyfriend's Mean
  6. Cheap Romance
  7. Darling I'm In Love But!
  8. Free Speech
  9. How Do You Like My Pet
  10. I Don't Have To Swear
  11. I'm Blue Ahoo, Ahoo, Ahoo
  12. In An Echo Of A Moment
  13. It's Hell
  14. John Chapter 9
  15. Kurt Cobain
  16. Love, Love, Love
  17. Misery Loves Company
  18. Needs More Money
  19. Pizza
  20. Police Rap
  21. Punk Rock In The White House
  22. Techno Ravioli
  23. That's Right
  24. The Sky Is Dead
  25. The Worst Pie
  26. There's Still Hope
  27. Venison Christmas
  28. Vote For Me, It's A Joke Again
  29. Vote For Me/It's A Joke
  30. You Draw Snakes Your Way, And I'll Draw Them My Way
Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health

Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health

  1. Cabinet Making And Tying Your Shoes
  2. Country Western Music
  3. Dairy Farming On Mars
  4. Don't Paint My Blues Blue
  5. Going Down The Road Feeling Good
  6. Help Me Help Me Jesus
  7. Hey-Bob A He-Bob A Be-Bob A Bo-Bob
  8. Human Guinea Pig
  9. I Hate Doing Dishes
  10. I Hate Waiting In Line
  11. I'm Glad It Was You
  12. I'm Glad We're Through (Ha Ha Ha Ha)
  13. Junk Mail
  14. More Than You Know
  15. Our Gardens In The Hall
  16. Passing The Buck
  17. Pirates
  18. Politics Sucks Blues
  19. Rejoice Blues
  20. Screw My Head In A Light Bulb Socket
  21. Spots
  22. Stop Smoking Now
  23. Techno-Technology
  24. These Chord Changes
  25. Were You Thinking
  26. Your Music's Too Loud
Words Of Cheese & Other Parrot Trees

Words Of Cheese & Other Parrot Trees

  1. (a Cheese That's Real) Not Fade Away
  2. A Day In Life
  3. A Hole In The Bottom Of My Shoe
  4. Cheddar Cheese
  5. Eat Cheese Do
  6. Either Night Before Xmas Or Day After I Got Paid Still Getting Drunk
  7. Go Tell It On The Swingset
  8. Have Yourself A Dairy Little Christmas
  9. I Want To Hold Your Toe
  10. I Want To Shop Forever
  11. I'll Be A Gnome For Christmas
  12. I'm A Cheese Head
  13. Internet
  14. Knocking On My Own Door
  15. Let's Eat Cheese Mama
  16. Light My Cheese
  17. Mary Had A Big Lamb
  18. Owwwwwwwwwww! My Head Hurts
  19. Sing Us A Song You're The Guitar Dude
  20. Sleighride
  21. Smelt
  22. Wild Kazoo Thing
  23. Words Of Cheese
  24. You Are A Bum