Put Some Cheese On It

When I was just a little boy

My Mother said:"Put Some Cheese on it"

If Food didn't give me any joy

My Mother said:"Put Some Cheese on it"

When I was really annoyed

My Mother said:"Put Some Cheese on it"

Food didn't taste quite right

My Mother said:"Put Some Cheese on it"

It gave me delight

Put some cheese on it

I didn't want fight

So I told those guys:"Put some cheese on it"

There was someone with a knife

I used it to cut my cheese,yeah I put some cheese on it

I don't believe in war

I think government's should put some cheese on it

And instead of going over board

With all that extra spending, why don't they just put some cheese on it

It's my philosophy

Put some cheese on it

That's the key

Put some cheese on it

Salesman came to my house

I said:"Put some cheese on it"

And they came to get rid of the mouse

I said put some cheese on it

My painting look kind of ugly

So I put some cheese on it

My girlfriend wasn't talking

So I put some cheese on it

You wonder where this song is going

Put some cheese on it

You don't like my work

Put some cheese on it

Hey man just

just

Why don't you just

Why don't you just calm down

Make yourself a sandwich and put some cheese on it