My Mom Is A Giraffe
Art Paul Schlosser · Live At The Club De Wash & The 3 Song Experiment At Bob's Apartment
My mom is a giraffe
She's real tall and eats from trees
She can reach real high
And she
She loves me
My mom is a giraffe
She likes to eat crunchy leaves
And she loves me
My dad is an elephant
An elephant and a giraffe
You say thats kind of weird
Well thats why
No one understands me
You know I'm kind of strange
Yeah I'm kind of weird
My mom is a giraffe
Your dad is a gorilla
I'm not really related
To an elephant
I just made it up
My mom's an alien from mars
My dad is the president
Make up anything you want in this slot______________
You can say anything about anything
About anything you want
And if the FCC doesn't silence you
You may get heard on national radio
My mom is a giraffe
She's real tall and eats from trees
She's real tall and eats from trees
She can reach real high
And she
She loves me
My mom is a giraffe
She likes to eat crunchy leaves
And she loves me
My dad is an elephant
An elephant and a giraffe
You say thats kind of weird
Well thats why
No one understands me
You know I'm kind of strange
Yeah I'm kind of weird
My mom is a giraffe
Your dad is a gorilla
I'm not really related
To an elephant
I just made it up
My mom's an alien from mars
My dad is the president
Make up anything you want in this slot______________
You can say anything about anything
About anything you want
And if the FCC doesn't silence you
You may get heard on national radio
My mom is a giraffe
She's real tall and eats from trees